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Inside: Funny Summer Quotes<\/em><\/p>\n

Can you believe it’s almost summer. Kids are happy because of no school. Parents are freaking out because they don’t know what to do with their kids all summer. Recent graduates are now facing the reality that summer doesn’t mean a break anymore.<\/p>\n

But, more than that, there is is an excitement in the air as everyone plans vacations, and trips to the beach, and finding any excuse to be outside in a tank top.<\/p>\n

Summer is about having fun, and that’s why we’ve curated these Funny Summer Quotes to tickle your funny bone and get you excited about having fun this summer.<\/p>\n

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Funny Summer Quotes about the beach & pool<\/h2>\n

1. I like swimming in a sun shirt. People always look at me like I fell in the pool. – Jim Gaffigan<\/p>\n

2. Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I\u2019m so hungry. – Maria Bamford<\/p>\n

3. When do you go at red, but stop at green? When you are eating a watermelon.<\/p>\n

4. What did the air conditioning unit say to its owner? I’m your biggest fan.<\/p>\n

5. What\u2019s the best day to go to the beach? SUNDAY!<\/p>\n

6. I love summer because most of us are too hot to care what our bodies look like.<\/p>\n

7. Beach Body Requirements:<\/p>\n