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Inside: Hilarious & meaningful turning 18 quotes.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

You only turn 18 once. Turning 18 means you can legally buy tobacco and also alcohol in most countries outside the US. It also means you can vote and are officially an adult.<\/a><\/p>\n

This right of passage usually comes with fanfare, and of course, gifts and well-wishes.<\/p>\n

PURCHASE A PACK OF 5 PRINTED 18TH BIRTHDAY QUOTES HERE<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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These Turning 18 Quotes will help you wish them well, while also having a but of fun. Show your love to your newly 18 loved one with these quotes.<\/p>\n

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Turning 18 Quotes that are Hilarious and Meaningful<\/h2>\n

I keep telling my kids they have to move out when they are 18 and my wife always yells at me to stop. Gotta keep them on their toes.<\/p>\n

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1. Congrats on turning 18. You can now vote and be drafted. Life is a give and take, you’ll learn.<\/p>\n

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2. If 18 is when a person becomes an adult, then why do I have to keep paying for their insurance, and why do I get to claim them as a dependant?<\/p>\n

3. Now that your 18 you can go to war, but you will still need a hall pass to go to the bathroom.<\/p>\n

4. You’ve been alive for 6,570 days now. And to think, I wiped your ass for about 1100 of those days.<\/p>\n

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5. Son, now that you are 18, you are an adult and being an adult is hard. For starters, you don’t get summers off anymore.<\/p>\n

6. Now that you are 18 you can legally drink in Europe. But since you can’t afford to fly to Europe, you still have to keep asking people outside the gas station to buy you a beer.<\/p>\n

7. It’s time to adult<\/p>\n

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8. “Just think son, now that you are 18, your life is about half over.” – my inspirational Dad on my 18th birthday<\/p>\n

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9. Just think, you are 18. If you were on a teenage pregnancy show you’d have a toddler. Since you aren’t, you can keep acting like one for a few more years.<\/p>\n

10. OMG, You’re 18!<\/p>\n

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11. Happy 18th birthday. Now make sure you study for your finals after you get done blowing out your candles.<\/p>\n

And while you’re in the birthday quote zone check out:<\/strong><\/p>\n