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Inside: Cool Quotes for Instagram Captions<\/em><\/p>\n

The perfect Instagram post isn’t all about just a picture. You have to have the right hashtags,<\/a> filters, and most importantly a brilliant caption! A captivating caption can draw in your followers and create fun engagement for all.<\/p>\n

Here are 53 cool quotes for Instagram captions that you’ll love.<\/p>\n

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Cool Quotes for Instagram Captions<\/h2>\n

\u201cA real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.\u201d\u2013 Walter Winchell<\/p>\n

Just remember, if we get caught – you\u2019re deaf and I don\u2019t speak English<\/p>\n

\u201cYou can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.\u201d \u2014 Dale Carnegie<\/p>\n

New life, new friends, new everything.<\/p>\n

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\u201cTrue friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.\u201d \u2013 David Tyson<\/p>\n

There is nothing better than a good friend, unless it is a good friend with wine.<\/p>\n

\u201cA friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.\u201d<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve taken up a new hobby, living my fucking life.<\/p>\n

\u201cNothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes.\u201d\u2013 Henry David Thoreau<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helps you edit them so that you don\u2019t go to jail.<\/p>\n

The Best Quotes for Instagram Captions<\/h2>\n

\u201cThe real test of friendship is can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple?\u201d \u2013 Eugene Kennedy<\/p>\n

I said I would stay in tonight, these guys just laughed at me and told me they were on their way to pick me up.<\/p>\n

\u201cOne measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.\u201d \u2013 Clifton Fadiman<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.\u201d \u2013 Plutarch<\/p>\n

Friends are the family we chose.<\/p>\n

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\u201cLet us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.\u201d \u2013 Marcel Proust<\/p>\n

\u201cDon\u2019t make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up.\u201d \u2013 Thomas J. Watson<\/p>\n

Best friends don\u2019t care if your house is clean. They will make it messy anyway!<\/p>\n

\u201cIf you go looking for a friend, you\u2019re going to find they\u2019re very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you\u2019ll find them everywhere.\u201d \u2013 Zig Ziglar<\/p>\n

Pretty sure the only reason I have people over is so I can clean my house<\/p>\n

I like hanging out with these people, they make me feel a little less crazy<\/p>\n

Perfect Captions for Instagram<\/h2>\n

Sometimes your friends just know that you need a night out<\/p>\n

Having a kid is like getting a new friend to clean up after and make sure they make it to bed ok. My 20s definitely prepared me for this<\/p>\n

\u201cFriendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.\u201d \u2013 Elie Wiesel<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Yes this is another picture of my food. No I don\u2019t plan on stopping anytime soon<\/p>\n

I have to document a picture of this food, because I am going to go after it so hard you would never recognize it.<\/p>\n

\u201cI just wanted to destroy something beautiful\u201d – Tyler Durden. Also me to this food!<\/p>\n

\"Foodie<\/a><\/p>\n

I get so little good things in life, please join me in enjoying how beautiful this looks.<\/p>\n

My mom never remembers the dish she likes at a restaurant, this is just my way of making sure I don\u2019t turn into my mother<\/p>\n

Some people love posting pictures of their dogs on instagram, some of us find companionship in different areas\u2026<\/p>\n

The Perfect Foodie Caption<\/h2>\n

Here are some cool quotes for Instagram captions just for your food!<\/p>\n

This dish is so good I\u2019m seriously considering getting a divorce and running off with it<\/p>\n

The last thing the internet needs is another food picture, so this will be my last one I promise. And I really mean it this time\u2026<\/p>\n

You can complain about my food pics all you want, but we both know it\u2019s just cause you\u2019re angry<\/p>\n

If loving pizza were a crime, then I\u2019m Al Fucking Capone<\/p>\n

You had me at cheese\u2026<\/p>\n

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There\u2019s a lot of things I could give up and still be happy, but cheese is not one of them<\/p>\n

They say nothing tastes as good as skinny. Obviously those people have never had a donut, or pizza, or pretty much anything I\u2019ve eaten in the past week<\/p>\n

I could definitely lose a few pounds. But I\u2019m a little concerned if that might have a negative impact on my relationship with cheeseburgers<\/p>\n

There\u2019s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.<\/p>\n

Life is like a sandwich, you have to fill it with the best ingredients, and share it with those you love<\/p>\n

I cook with wine for almost every meal, sometimes I even add it to my food<\/p>\n

I\u2019m not addicted to coffee, coffee is addicted to me<\/p>\n

\u201cSeize the moment. Remember all those women on the \u2018Titanic\u2019 who waved off the dessert cart.\u201d \u2013 Erma Bombeck<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I\u2019m glad I don\u2019t have to hunt for my food, I don\u2019t even know where tacos live.<\/p>\n

\"Food<\/a><\/p>\n

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside.<\/p>\n

A Few More Funny Instagram Caption Ideas<\/h2>\n

If you love cool quotes for Instagram captions, then these are just for you!<\/p>\n

\u201cHumor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don\u2019t forget food. You can go a week without laughing.\u201d \u2013 Joss Whedon<\/p>\n

Pretty sure the majority of breakfast food is just desert trying to sneak into the party.<\/p>\n

I like hashtags because they look like waffles.<\/p>\n

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\u201cFood is everything we are. It\u2019s an extension of nationalist feeling, ethnic feeling, your personal history, your province, your region, your tribe, your grandma. It\u2019s inseparable from those from the get-go.\u201d \u2013 Anthony Bourdain<\/p>\n

Pretty sure cupcakes are just muffins that refused to be stuck in the circumstances life gave them<\/p>\n

\u201cAll you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn\u2019t hurt.\u201d \u2013 Charles M. Schulz<\/p>\n

More Quotes You’ll Love<\/h2>\n