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Inside: 23 Funny Money Quotes You’ll Want to Share\/<\/em><\/p>\n

Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the ‘gotta have it’ scale. Finding a balance in a budget<\/a> can be exhausting. Sometimes the best thing to do when it comes to money is just to laugh a little, am I right?<\/p>\n

Speaking of laughing a little, we always enjoy a great quote that makes us giggle. That’s why we decided to search for the funniest money quotes that will make that financial stress a little less scary.<\/p>\n

Check out these 23 totally funny money quotes that are sure to burn a hole in your pocket and let us know your favorite!<\/p>\n

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Totally Funny Money Quotes<\/h2>\n

1. The safest way to\u00a0double your money\u00a0is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.<\/p>\n

2. \u201cThe trick is to stop thinking of it as \u2018your\u2019 money.\u201d \u2013 IRS auditor<\/p>\n

3. Money often costs too much.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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4. If you think nobody cares if you\u2019re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.<\/p>\n

5. No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.<\/p>\n

6. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.<\/p>\n

7. Money often costs too much.<\/p>\n

8. Girls just wanna have funds!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Money, Money, Money, MON-EY!<\/h2>\n

Here are a few more funny money quotes to ease the pain of planning a budget.<\/p>\n

9. I wish my wallet was as thick as my thighs!<\/p>\n

10. The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!<\/p>\n

11. I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except money of course!<\/p>\n

12. Are you free tomorrow? No, tomorrow I am still expensive.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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13. My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.<\/p>\n

14. Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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15. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.<\/p>\n

16. \u201cI rob banks because that\u2019s where the money is.\u201d Willie Sutton.<\/p>\n

Funny Money Quotes You’ll Want to Share<\/h2>\n

Sharing money might be tough, but sharing these funny money quotes couldn’t be easier!<\/p>\n

17. Money and women. They\u2019re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn\u2019t do for anything else. Same with money.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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18. Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.<\/p>\n

19. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.<\/p>\n

20. If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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21. Money is like manure; it\u2019s not worth a thing unless it\u2019s spread around.<\/p>\n

22. A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.<\/p>\n

23. It isn’t necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It’s only necessary to be rich.<\/p>\n

More Quotes You Will Love<\/h2>\n

If you like these funny money quotes then you will love these other great quote ideas!<\/p>\n