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Inside: 55 Black Friday Quotes – A Shoppers Dreams<\/em><\/p>\n

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While everyone else is worrying about basting the turkey and not burning pies for Thanksgiving, the shopaholics of the world are already counting down the hours until they can hit the stores for Black Friday and Cyber Monday, whether it be in person and online.<\/p>\n

If you’re one of those people, going over these shopping quotes to get you ready for Black Friday and Cyber Monday is the perfect way to prepare \u2014 because you have a long couple of days of crowds and checkout lines ahead of you.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Whether you’re fighting the crowds for the best deals on holiday gifts, or drinking wine on the couch, and finally hitting “Purchase” on your online shopping cart, the many post-Thanksgiving sales in our future are the real things to be grateful for after the holiday. <\/p>\n

These Black Friday images and quotes are filled with the best deals, designs, and details for a successful shopping day. <\/p>\n

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Black Friday Shopping Quotes<\/h2>\n

1. \u201cWhoever said that money can\u2019t buy happiness simply didn\u2019t know where to go shopping\u201d – Bo Derek<\/p>\n

2. What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? They know what it\u2019s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed.<\/p>\n

3. \u201cShopping is my cardio\u201d – Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City<\/em><\/p>\n

4. \u201cI like my money where I can see it\u2026 Hanging in my closet.” – Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City<\/em><\/p>\n

5. \u201cYou can always find something you want.\u201d – Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic<\/em><\/p>\n

6. I hate last-minute shopping, it\u2019s always unsuccessful.<\/p>\n

7. I\u2019ve been shopping all my life and still have nothing to wear.<\/p>\n

8. I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.<\/p>\n

9. \u201cTreat yo\u2019 self\u201d – Tom and Donna, Parks and Recreation<\/em><\/p>\n

10. \u201cHappiness is not in money, but in shopping\u201d – Marilyn Monroe<\/p>\n

11. If shopping doesn\u2019t make you happy, then you\u2019re in the wrong shop.<\/p>\n

12. If men liked shopping, they\u2019d call it research.<\/p>\n

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13. Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.<\/p>\n

14. Nothing haunts us like the things we didn\u2019t buy\u2026<\/p>\n

15. Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. – Oscar Wilde<\/p>\n

16. I could give up shopping, but I\u2019m not a quitter!<\/p>\n

17. Life is short. Buy new shoes.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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18. If you love it\u2014buy it. Otherwise, someone else will.<\/p>\n

19. I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.<\/p>\n

20. Best online experience? Online shopping. Because it\u2019s frowned upon to be in a store with no bra, sweatpants, and with a glass of wine.<\/p>\n

21. Just let me shop and no one gets hurt.<\/p>\n

22. I love shopping. There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new.<\/p>\n

23. You kids better like what mommy got you for Christmas because she had to do unspeakable things on Black Friday to get it.<\/p>\n

24. I\u2019m only a morning person on Black Friday.<\/p>\n

25. Is it just me or does coffee tastes better on Black Friday morning?<\/p>\n

Black Friday Quotes<\/h2>\n

26. When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It\u2019s a whole different way of thinking.<\/p>\n

27. Sorry shoppers on Black Friday will block and tackle better than your football team on Thanksgiving.<\/p>\n

28. Black Friday is a scam. You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year.<\/p>\n

29. Clear eyes, full carts, let’s shop!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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30. This year I only had to beat up 3 kids to get what I wanted on Black Friday.<\/p>\n

31. Why the hell don’t liquor stores have Black Friday sales?<\/p>\n

32. If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!<\/p>\n

33. I shop like a bull – I charge everything!<\/p>\n

34. First we turkey, then we Target<\/p>\n

35. Black Friday is my super bowl.<\/p>\n

Quotable Shopping Quotes<\/h2>\n

36. \u201cI always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.\u201d -Tammy Faye Bakker<\/p>\n

37. \u201cShopping is better than sex. If you\u2019re not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.\u201d -Adrienne Gusoff<\/p>\n

38. \u201cWal-mart\u2026 do they like, make walls there?\u201d -Paris Hilton<\/p>\n

39. \u201cToo many people spend money they haven\u2019t earned, to buy things they don\u2019t want, to impress people they don\u2019t like.\u201d -Will Smith<\/p>\n

40. \u201cWe always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.\u201d -Henry Youngman<\/p>\n

41. \u201cThe quickest way to get to know a woman is to go shopping with her.\u201d -Marcelene Cox<\/p>\n

42. \u201cAnyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line.\u201d -Ann Landers<\/p>\n

43. \u201cA bargain is something you can\u2019t use at a price you can\u2019t resist.\u201d -Franklin P. Jones<\/strong><\/p>\n

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44. \u201cWhoever said money can\u2019t buy happiness simply didn\u2019t know where to go shopping.\u201d -Bo Derek<\/p>\n

45. \u201cThe odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.\u201d -Erma Bombeck<\/p>\n

46. \u201cI haven\u2019t reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.\u201d -Ilie Nastase<\/p>\n

47. \u201cThe woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn\u2019t even know they carried.\u201d -Mignon McLaughlin<\/p>\n

48. \u201cThe other line moves faster.\u201d -Etorre<\/p>\n

49. \u201cBuying something on sale is a special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it\u2019s worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?\u201d -Rita Rudner<\/p>\n

50. \u201cWhen women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It\u2019s a whole different way of thinking.\u201d -Elayne Boosler<\/p>\n

51. \u201cIf men liked shopping, they\u2019d call it research.\u201d -Cynthia Nelms<\/p>\n

52. \u201cIs there more to life than shopping?\u201d -Amanda Ford<\/p>\n

53. \u201cI rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.\u201d -Rita Rudner<\/p>\n

54. \u201cI bet deep down you still wish your mom would take you clothes shopping every August for the new school year.\u201d -Bridget Willard<\/p>\n

55. \u201cI like my money right where I can see it: Hanging in my closet.\u201d -Carrie Bradshaw<\/p>\n

More Quotes You’ll Love to Share<\/h2>\n

With Black Friday coming soon, means the holidays are here. If you like these black friday quotes and you’re looking for more holiday sayings, then these fun quotes are perfect for you. <\/p>\n