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Inside: Our Favorite Egg Quotes You’ll Crack Up At<\/em><\/p>\n

We\u2019ve got some cracking egg puns here and that\u2019s no yolk. If these don\u2019t make you come out of your shell and laugh, nothing will. So if you like your jokes funny side up, you\u2019re sure to get egg-cited at these funny egg puns and egg jokes.<\/p>\n

Eggs are full of vitamins and proteins; and so they\u2019re good for you. And these hilarious egg puns and jokes are also good for you \u2013 after all, laughter is the best medicine! Enjoy them!<\/p>\n

Check out our favorite egg quotes and let us know which is your favorite!<\/p>\n

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Positive Egg Quotes<\/h2>\n

1. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”<\/p>\n

2. “It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.” – C.S. Lewis<\/p>\n

3. “The present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell.”<\/p>\n

4. “Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.” – Mark Twain<\/p>\n

5. Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan’s egg.<\/p>\n

6.The bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever will be born must destroy a world.<\/p>\n

7.Boredom is the dream bird that hatches the egg of experience. A rustling in the leaves drives him away.<\/p>\n

8.Remorse, the fatal egg that pleasure laid.<\/p>\n

9. What is done is done, and the cracked egg cannot be cured.<\/p>\n

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10. If you count your chickens before they’ve hatched, they won’t lay an egg.<\/p>\n

11. Patriotism is a kind of religion; it is the egg from which wars are hatched.<\/p>\n

12. Everyone needs time to develop their dreams. An egg in the nest doesn’t become a bird overnight.<\/p>\n

13. Each thought that is welcomed and recorded is a nest egg, by the side of which more will be laid.<\/p>\n

14. Cherish a heart like you’d carry an egg, cause when it drops it becomes pieces of shell, never to be mended.<\/p>\n

15. It was not curiosity that killed the goose who laid the golden egg, but an insatiable greed that devoured common sense.<\/p>\n

Green Eggs and Ham Quotes<\/h2>\n

Check out our favorite Dr. Seuess egg quotes<\/p>\n

16. \u201cI do so like green eggs and ham. Thank you! Thank you, Sam-I-am.\u201d<\/p>\n

17. \u201cWould you like them in a house? Or would you like them with a mouse?\u201d<\/p>\n

18. \u201cWould you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?\u201d<\/p>\n

19. \u201cSay! I like green eggs and ham! I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!\u201d<\/p>\n

20. \u201cYou may like them. You will see. Maybe you may like them in a tree!\u201d<\/p>\n

21. \u201cIf you will let me be, I will try them. You will see.\u201d<\/p>\n

22. \u201cWould you? Could you? In a car? Eat them! Eat them! Here they are.\u201d<\/p>\n

Cracked Egg Sayings<\/h2>\n

23. “You cannot make an omelet without breaking some eggs”<\/p>\n

24. “Probably one of the most private things in the world is an egg until it is broken”<\/p>\n

25. “It is computed that eleven thousand persons have at sever times suffered death rather than submit to break their eggs at the small end.”<\/p>\n

26. “You crack me up!”<\/p>\n

27. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked!”<\/p>\n

28. “I was going to tell you a joke about eggs, but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.”<\/p>\n

29. “Save an egg, crack a smile”<\/strong><\/p>\n

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30. “You cannot make an omelet without breaking some eggs”<\/p>\n

Egg Quotes Funny<\/h2>\n

31. Did you get your egg-cercise today?<\/p>\n

32. “I’ve benedicted to you!”<\/p>\n

33. “I love yolkin’ around with you!”<\/p>\n

34. “You look egg-shausted…”<\/p>\n

35. “I Couldn’t if I fried”<\/p>\n

36. “What did the evil chicken lay?” Deviled Eggs<\/p>\n

37. “Have an egg-cellent day!”<\/p>\n

Easter Egg Quotes<\/h2>\n

Be egg-stra special with your Easter quotes and sayings this year. For memorable Easter pictures, you\u2019ll need some clever captions and puns.<\/p>\n

38. “Hope you have an egg-stra special Easter!\u201d <\/p>\n

39. \u201cYou are egg-ceptional\u201d<\/p>\n

40. \u201cYou\u2019re a good egg.\u201d<\/p>\n

41. \u201cToday was egg-cellent.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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42. \u201cI\u2019m so egg-cited, and I just can\u2019t hide it!\u201d<\/p>\n

42. \u201cI was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it\u2019s not all its cracked up to be.\u201d<\/p>\n

44. \u201cYou are sp\u2019egg\u2019tacular\u201d<\/p>\n

45. \u201cLet\u2019s be egg-stra today\u201d<\/p>\n

46. \u201cYou are egg-xactly what I need\u201d<\/p>\n

47. \u201cEgg-scuse me?\u201d<\/p>\n

More Quotes You’ll Love<\/h2>\n

If you like these egg quotes then check out a few more funny sayings that we love!<\/p>\n