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Inside: Funny Animal Quotes for Your Favorite Pet<\/em><\/p>\n

I am going to be bold in my statement here, but I think MOST everyone loves being around animals. To bold? I mean think about it, dogs. Period. They are the cutest little things ever, and don’t even get me started on cats! I could cuddle with my cat all day long if he would let me.<\/p>\n

From the littlest of goldfish to great big canines, we have some funny animal quotes that are dedicated to you and the love of your pet! <\/p>\n

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Funny Animal Quotes<\/h2>\n

1. \u201cThe household cat is really a tiger that has undergone three counseling programs.\u201d<\/p>\n

2. “The fate of animals is of far greater importance to me than the fear of appearing ridiculous.\u201d<\/p>\n

3. \u201cThe heart of animals is the foundation of their life, the sovereign of everything within them, the sun of their microcosm, that upon which all growth depends, from which all power proceeds.\u201d<\/p>\n

4. Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend<\/q><\/p>\n

5. \u201cIn ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.\u201d<\/p>\n

6. “Big fish eat little fish.”<\/p>\n

7. \u201cAlways remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.\u201d<\/p>\n

8. \u201cAnybody who doesn\u2019t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.\u201d<\/p>\n

Hilarious Animal Captions<\/h2>\n

You and your furry four-legged friend will love these funny pet quotes!<\/p>\n

9. \u201cIf you think dogs can\u2019t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.\u201d<\/p>\n

10. \u201cDogs come when they\u2019re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.\u201d<\/p>\n

11. \u201cAnimals are such agreeable friends — they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

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12. \u201cGod in his wisdom made the fly, And then forgot to tell us why.\u201d<\/p>\n

13. \u201cSize isn\u2019t everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.\u201d<\/p>\n

14. \u201cWe\u2019ve all done this because we\u2019re so mature. You see a cow on the side of the road, stick your head out the window and go, \u201cMooooo!\u201d  Like we expect the cow to think, \u201cHey, there\u2019s another cow, driving that car! How can he afford that?\u201d<\/p>\n

15. “Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.”<\/p>\n

16. Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.<\/q><\/strong><\/p>\n

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17. No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.<\/q><\/p>\n

18. Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.<\/q><\/p>\n

19. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.<\/q><\/p>\n

Funny Animal Messages<\/h2>\n

20. Never break a promise to an animal. They’re like babies, they won’t understand.<\/q><\/p>\n

21. “If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.”<\/p>\n

22. “Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”<\/p>\n

23. A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.<\/q><\/p>\n

24. “Animals are such agreeable friends — they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.”<\/p>\n

25. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.<\/q><\/p>\n

26. If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because you lap is warmer.<\/q><\/p>\n

27. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.<\/q><\/p>\n

28. Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.<\/q><\/p>\n

29. \u201cYou can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, \u2018My God, you\u2019re right! I never would\u2019ve thought of that!\u201d<\/p>\n

30. \u201cA dog is not \u2018almost human\u2019 and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.\u201d<\/p>\n

Funny Quotes About Animals and Humans<\/h2>\n

31. \u201cA dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue.\u201d <\/p>\n

32. \u201cThe more people I meet, the more I like my dog.\u201d<\/p>\n

33. \u201cHappiness is a warm puppy.\u201d<\/p>\n

34. \u201cMeow\u201d means \u201cwoof\u201d in cat.\u201d <\/strong><\/p>\n

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35. \u201cCats choose us; we don\u2019t own them.\u201d<\/p>\n

36. “No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.”<\/p>\n

37. “Only dead fish go with the flow.”<\/p>\n

38. “Birds born in cages think that flying is an illness.”<\/p>\n

39. \u201cPeople that say \u201cMoney can\u2019t buy happiness\u201d have never paid an adoption fee.\u201d<\/p>\n

Funny Animal Christmas Quotes<\/h2>\n

40. On every Christmas morning, you can see a puppy in my Dog.<\/p>\n

41. My dog is the witness that I am the best present giver in the family.<\/p>\n

42. On every Christmas eve, Santa\u2019s Jingling and my Dog barking can be heard.<\/p>\n

43. I don\u2019t think Christmas is necessarily about things. It\u2019s about being good to one another. \u2013 Carrie Fisher<\/p>\n

44. – 55. Hilarious national dog day quotes<\/a> you need to see<\/p>\n

56. The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up n each other. \u2013 Burton Hills<\/p>\n

57. Spending this Christmas with my most loyal buddy.<\/p>\n

More Fun Quotes You’ll Love to Share<\/h2>\n

If you like these funny animal quotes then check out a few more of our favorite silly saying ideas. <\/p>\n