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Inside: 87 Funny Unicorn Quotes for Positive Life Captions.<\/p>\n

There is just something magical and inspiring about Unicorns. They remind you to never give up on your dreams, and that even the unseen is not impossible. It\u2019s nice to feel inspired, and like anything we can imagine is within our reach, if we just believe. These Unicorn Quotes and Captions are the perfect reminder that your life can be Magical. <\/p>\n

Unicorns are the most mysterious and loved creatures around. It is said that they represent purity, good fortune, inspiration, and have healing powers. Unicorns make us reach for our dreams, and remind us that it\u2019s ok to be different.<\/p>\n

Share the magic with these fun unicorn quotes and captions. <\/p>\n

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Positive Unicorn Quotes<\/h2>\n

1. Be a unicorn in a field of horses.<\/p>\n

2. It\u2019s not a unicorn \u2014 it\u2019s a horse with a sword on its head that protects my hopes and dreams.<\/p>\n

3. Life\u2019s not easy for unicorns, you know. We\u2019re a dying breed.<\/p>\n

4. Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Then I am a unicorn.<\/p>\n

5. \u201cBe a diamond-studded unicorn: unbreakable and unique.\u201d \u2014 Coco, Unicorn Psychosis<\/em><\/p>\n

6. Be a unicorn. Embrace your uniqueness.<\/p>\n

7. Be the unicorn you wish to see in the world.<\/p>\n

8. Don\u2019t dream it. Do it.<\/p>\n

9. When someone told me that I live in a fantasy land, I nearly fell off my unicorn.<\/p>\n

10. \u201cI think that if you have a horse, pegasus, qilin, or unicorn, you should sit on it! you should stroke its hair, whisper in its ear, be one with it! And you shouldn\u2019t feel sorry if other people don\u2019t have one.\u201d \u2014 C. JoyBell C.<\/p>\n

Unicorn Life Quotes<\/h2>\n

11. Keep calm. There are pink fluffy unicorns dancing on the rainbows.<\/p>\n

12. You are unique and amazing. Let your sparkle show everywhere you go!<\/p>\n

13. All it takes to bring out the magic in someone is a little love!<\/p>\n

14. It\u2019s going to be a rainbows and unicorns kind of day.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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15. \u201cNow I will believe that there are unicorns\u2026\u201d \u2014 William Shakespeare, The Tempest<\/em><\/p>\n

16. You may have stopped believing in unicorns, but they never stopped believing in you.<\/p>\n

17. \u201cI like unicorns. Unicorns are just weaponized ponies.\u201d \u2013 Damon Suede<\/p>\n

18. \u201cEverything today has been heavy and brown. Bring me a unicorn to ride about the town.\u201d \u2014 Anne Morrow Lindbergh<\/p>\n

19. Life\u2019s all about rainbows, glitter and unicorns.<\/p>\n

20. \u201cI would wanna be a mermaid, but I think I\u2019m a little bit more of a unicorn, because I\u2019m like a little bit more horsey.\u201d \u2014 Blake Lively<\/p>\n

Funny Unicorn Quotes<\/h2>\n

21. Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart, I love you more than a unicorn fart.<\/p>\n

22. “It\u2019s like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.\u201d \u2014 Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl<\/em><\/p>\n

23. Unicorns don\u2019t care if you believe in them any more than you care if they believe in you.<\/p>\n

24. Life would be simpler if only we were all unicorns.\u201d \u2014 Olley White, Fighting Dirty Too<\/em><\/p>\n

25. Unicorns don\u2019t lose sleep over the opinions of little ponies<\/p>\n

26. “Make your life story so amazing that unicorns have trouble believing it is true.\u201d \u2014 Karen Salmansohn<\/p>\n

27. \u201cI thought unicorns were more\u2026 fluffy\u201d \u2014 Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies<\/p>\n

28. Comic sans is never an appropriate font unless you are an 8-year-old girl writing poems about unicorns.<\/p>\n

29. \u201cWell, now that we have seen each other,\u201d said the unicorn, \u201cif you\u2019ll believe in me, I\u2019ll believe in you.\u201d \u2014 Lewis Carroll, Through The Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There<\/em><\/p>\n

30. \u201cA wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.\u201d \u2013 Tibetan proverb<\/p>\n

Inspirational Unicorn Quotes<\/h2>\n

31. \u201cAll the beasts obeyed Noah when he admitted them into the ark. All but the Unicorn. Confident of his own abilities, he boasted, \u2018I shall swim.\u2019\u201d \u2014 Ukranian folktale<\/p>\n

32. \u201cThe only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.\u201d \u2014 Brandon Mull, Grip of the Shadow Plague<\/em><\/p>\n

33. Life is about living, not surviving. Make the best of every day and try to find glitter in every black and white painting you encounter!<\/p>\n

34. \u201cSometimes we all need a unicorn to believe in. Sometimes we need a unicorn to believe in us.\u201d \u2014 Claudia Bakker<\/p>\n

35. Someone told me to grow up yesterday. I immediately banned that person from ever riding my unicorn!<\/p>\n

36. \u201cHe read? Oh my God, guys that read were like unicorns. They only existed in fairy tales.\u201d \u2014 J. Lynn, Stay With Me<\/em><\/p>\n

 37. <\/em>Don\u2019t leave your individuality behind! No fantasy novel started with someone who fit into every mold.<\/p>\n

38. \u201cYou are like a unicorn that brings ice cream \u2014 you are too good to be true.\u201d \u2014 NotSalmon<\/p>\n

39. \u201cThe last unicorn wasn\u2019t really the last. And maybe she still isn\u2019t.\u201d \u2014 Laura Alden, Leaning About Unicorns<\/em><\/p>\n

40. You weren\u2019t born to be perfect. You were born to be a unicorn, but that is pretty much the same thing.<\/p>\n

Positive Unicorn Quotes and Sayings<\/h2>\n

41. When my friends told me I was delusional, I just about fell off my unicorn.<\/p>\n

42. “I love nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient for living.\u201d \u2014 Dr. Seuss<\/p>\n

43. “The unicorn is born magical and it\u2019s not the unicorn\u2019s fault and it doesn\u2019t make it any more or less special or any less unique but it can\u2019t help that it was born with that magic.\u201d \u2014 Lady Gaga<\/p>\n

44. “Poetry is news brought to the mountains by a unicorn and an echo.\u201d \u2014 Czeslaw Milosz<\/p>\n

45. It\u2019s hard to be different but persevering through it will make you stronger.<\/p>\n

46. Dreams are the playground of unicorns.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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47. A unicorn doesn\u2019t stand around and worry about what other unicorns think of it. It just sparkles.<\/p>\n

48. “Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we\u2019d give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet, they\u2019d reveal their majestic ways.\u201d \u2014 Ashley Purdy<\/p>\n

49. The unicorns made me do it.<\/p>\n

50. “My words and my ideas are my property, and I\u2019ll keep and protect them as surely as I do my stable of unicorns.\u201d \u2014 Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not For Sale<\/em><\/p>\n

National Unicorn Day Sayings<\/h2>\n

51. May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows.<\/p>\n

52. “The unicorn was a marvelous beast, shining with honor, wisdom and strength. Just to see him strengthened the soul.\u201d \u2014 Megan Lindholm, The Unicorn in the Maze<\/em><\/p>\n

53. I wish I was a unicorn. So I could stab idiots in the head.<\/p>\n

54. “Most days I was impossible. Like a unicorn.\u201d \u2014 Bryn Greenwood, All the Ugly and Wonderful Things<\/em><\/p>\n

55. “You\u2019re a talking unicorn. Sometimes when you poop, it comes out as rainbows and smells like cookies. There is nothing subtle about you.\u201d \u2014 T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart<\/em><\/p>\n

56. “Stars were golden unicorns neighing unheard through blue meadows.\u201d \u2014 William Faulkner, Soldiers\u2019 Pay<\/em><\/p>\n

57. As long as we can dream, there will be unicorns.<\/p>\n

58. Play with fairies. Ride a unicorn. Swim with mermaids. Chase rainbows.<\/p>\n

59. I\u2019m not weird. I\u2019m a unicorn.<\/p>\n

60. Your sparkle has not gone unnoticed.<\/p>\n

Be a Unicorn Quotes<\/h2>\n

61. You are the rainbow to my unicorn.<\/p>\n

62. “We don\u2019t create a fantasy world to escape reality. We create it to be able to stay.\u201d \u2014 Lynda Barry<\/p>\n

63. What makes you different makes you beautiful.<\/p>\n

64. I have an invisible pink unicorn in my garage.<\/p>\n

65. Hope your day is filled with unicorns and glitter.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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66. Unicorn, mermaid, princess\u2026 It doesn\u2019t matter. I\u2019m special.<\/p>\n

67. Being a unicorn isn\u2019t about being real. It\u2019s about being real awesome.<\/p>\n

68. “Like star dust glistening on fairies\u2019 wings, little girls\u2019 dreams are of magical things.\u201d \u2014 Sherry Larson<\/p>\n

69. Those who don\u2019t believe in magic will never find it.\u201d<\/p>\n

70. I\u2019m not crazy. Now get away from my unicorn.<\/p>\n

Cute Unicorn Quotes<\/h2>\n

71. He is my unicorn, though\u2026 That\u2019s how I felt falling in love with him, as if I\u2019d found a creature of myth.\u201d \u2014 Rivka Galchen<\/p>\n

72. Happy as a unicorn eating cake on a rainbow.<\/p>\n

73. Too glam to give a damn.<\/p>\n

74. Unicorns are so lame. Said no one ever.<\/p>\n

75. Me, crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you.<\/p>\n

76. Some days you just want to hop on your unicorn and fly somewhere over the rainbow.<\/p>\n

77. Behind every successful unicorn is a pack of haters.<\/p>\n

78. Did you hear about the unicorn with the negative attitude? She always said neigh<\/em>.<\/p>\n

79. Sorry, I can\u2019t. I have to take my unicorn for a walk.<\/p>\n

Unicorn Captions<\/h2>\n

80. In unicorn we trust.<\/p>\n

81. Why fit in when you were born to stand out?<\/p>\n

82. Keep calm because Unicorns are real. <\/p>\n

83. Be a Unicorn in a field full of Horses. <\/p>\n

84. Unicorns can\u2019t fly. I can\u2019t fly. Therefore I am a Unicorn. <\/p>\n

85. Always be yourself, unless you can be a Unicorn. Then, always be a Unicorn. <\/p>\n

86. You may have stopped believing in Unicorns, but they never stopped believing in you. <\/p>\n

87. Never stop believing in the power of Unicorns. <\/p>\n

More Magical Quotes + Sayings You’ll Love<\/h2>\n

If you liked these funny unicorn quotes then check out a few more of our favorite sayings. <\/p>\n