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Inside: 73 Funny Pretzel Puns & I Like Pretzel Day Quotes<\/em><\/p>\n

Some are hard, some are soft, most are salty, and when they live in harmony, life is good. They\u2019re all you need, really. That and these pretzel puns.<\/p>\n

If soft pretzels are your favorite movie snack or you just really can\u2019t get enough of\u00a0Oktoberfest, there\u2019s no way you\u2019ll get salty over these Instagram-worthy captions.<\/p>\n

National Pretzel Day is celebrated every year on the 26th of April and these pun-filled captions are the perfect way to fully celebrate everything national pretzel day has to offer.<\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/a><\/p>\n

Short Pretzel Quotes + Captions<\/h2>\n

1. Let\u2019s get knotty.<\/p>\n

2. Such a knotty child.<\/p>\n

3. I\u2019d rather knot\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Food<\/a><\/p>\n

4. Tying the knot.<\/p>\n

5. I\u2019m knot kidding!<\/p>\n

6. How could you knot like pretzel puns?<\/p>\n

7. Everybody do the twist!<\/p>\n

8. So many twists and turns.<\/p>\n

9. I love all your twists.<\/p>\n

10. Pure-bread cats.<\/p>\n

11. Are you bready for it?<\/p>\n

12. Get bready.<\/p>\n

13. Bread Pitt.<\/p>\n

14. Bread (red) is my favorite color.<\/p>\n

15. Don\u2019t want none unless you got buns hun\u2026<\/p>\n

Funny Pretzel Puns<\/h2>\n

16. Nice buns.<\/p>\n

17. Pretzel buns crack me up.<\/p>\n

18. No bun intended.<\/p>\n

19. Don\u2019t be so salty.<\/p>\n

20. Stop being so salty!<\/p>\n

21. Take it with a pinch of salt.<\/p>\n

22. The pretzel was as-salted last night.<\/p>\n

23. You\u2019re a real snack.<\/p>\n

24. Lip snack-lingly delicious.<\/p>\n

25. Warm and toasty!<\/p>\n

26. You\u2019re my butter half!<\/p>\n

27. You butter be quick or you\u2019ll start to melt!<\/p>\n

28. Here\u2019s to a butter life!<\/p>\n

29. You deserve butter than this!<\/p>\n

30. Some things are butter left unsaid.<\/p>\n

I Like Pretzel Day Sayings<\/h2>\n

31. You bake me happy!<\/p>\n

32. Bake love not war.<\/p>\n

33. Stop baking a fool of yourself.<\/p>\n

34. Life is what you bake it!<\/p>\n

35. Bake the world a better place!<\/p>\n

36. You bake me proud!<\/p>\n

37. Some pretzels are totally weird. They\u2019re knot for eating.<\/p>\n

38. You don\u2019t like my pretzel jokes? I am in-salted.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Pretzel<\/a><\/p>\n

Funny Pretzel Jokes<\/h2>\n

39. Q: Why aren\u2019t pretzels called pretzels?
\nA: Because they\u2019re knot-bread.<\/p>\n

40. Q: Why was the pretzel taken to the hospital?
\nA: He was as-salted.<\/p>\n

41. Q: What secret society loves to eat pretzels?
\nA: The Illumi-Knotty.<\/p>\n

42. Q: What did the pretzel say when it was pulled out of the oven?
\nA: Gluten-tag!<\/p>\n

43. Q: What are a pretzel\u2019s favorite type of joke?<\/strong>
\nA: Twisted ones.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Pretzel<\/a><\/p>\n

44. Q: How do pretzels greet each other?
\nA: Gluten tag.<\/p>\n

45. Q: Why do pretzels love mystery movies?
\nA: They have lots of twists in them.<\/p>\n

46. Q: What did the toast say to the psychic?
\nA: You bread my mind!<\/p>\n

47. Q: What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
\nA: It\u2019s the yeast I could do.<\/p>\n

48. Q: What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread?
\nA: \u201cI saw you yeasterday\u201d<\/p>\n

49. Q: Why doesn\u2019t bread like warm weather?
\nA: Things get Toasty!<\/p>\n

50. Q: Why are bread jokes always funny?
\nA: Because they never get mold!<\/p>\n

51. Q: What did the yeast say to the bakers flour?
\nA: I loaf you dough much.<\/p>\n

Silly Pretzel Jokes<\/h3>\n

52. Q: What do you call holy bread?
\nA: Jesus Crust!<\/p>\n

53. Q: What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
\nA: Bready or not, here I crumb!<\/p>\n

54. Q: How does bread win over friends?
\nA: \u201cYou can crust me.\u201d<\/p>\n

55. Q: Why does everyone need bread and water?
\nA: Because loaf makes the world go round.<\/p>\n

56. Q: What does bread do after it\u2019s done baking?
\nA: Loaf around.<\/p>\n

57. Q: Why was the baker in a panic?
\nA: He was in a loaf or death situation.<\/p>\n

58. Q: How does bread woo a lover?
\nA: With lots of flours.<\/p>\n

59. Q: Why did the baker lose his job?
\nA: He kept pinching the salt.<\/p>\n

60. Q: Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
\nA: It\u2019s just too grainy.<\/p>\n

61. Q: Why did the baker go back to school?
\nA: To learn how to b-read.<\/p>\n

62. Q: Why did bread break up with margarine?
\nA: For a butter lover.<\/p>\n

63. Q: What pick up line does yeast use on flour?
\nA: I bread your pardon!<\/p>\n

64. Q: What\u2019s the worst thing about a bread pun?
\nA: It tends to get stale.<\/p>\n

Stanley Pretzel Day Quote<\/h2>\n
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“There will be complimentary pretzels available in the lobby, from now until 4 o’clock,” says a representative from the Scranton Business Park on April 26.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Without missing a beat, Hudson grabs his newspaper and is out the door before any of his coworkers can even process the announcement. Hudson is a man of simple needs, you see.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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65. “I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, driving my daughter to a school that’s too expensive and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little,” he says in the episode. “But on pretzel day, well, I like pretzel day.”<\/p>\n

Funny Doughy Captions<\/h2>\n

66. Crumb\u00a0here.<\/p>\n

67. Crumb\u00a0at me bro!<\/p>\n

68. Get your crumby\u00a0hands off my bread!<\/p>\n

69. Dough\u00a0you think so?<\/p>\n

70. I dough.<\/p>\n

71. She absolutely a-doughs\u00a0cats.<\/p>\n

72. I a-dough\u00a0you.<\/p>\n

73. Ferrets are the most a-dough-rable\u00a0creatures.<\/p>\n

More Fun Food Quotes and Captions You’ll Love<\/h2>\n