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Inside: 83 Cute Pineapple Quotes, Puns, & Savage Sayings.<\/em><\/p>\n

Pineapples are the most fun of all the fruits! There is something about a pineapple that just makes you feel like you\u2019re on a tropical island.<\/p>\n

Maybe that is why it seems like everyone is obsessed with pineapples these days.<\/p>\n

Pineapples do not only represent summer and tropical fun but the core of Southern hospitality symbolizing warmth and acceptance in a welcoming home that treats guests like family.<\/p>\n

There is just something so cute about photos of pineapples and these cute pineapple quotes are just as special as their sweet meaning and fun style!<\/p>\n

Check out our favorite pineapple puns, jokes, quotes, and pick-up lines. <\/p>\n

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Pineapple Pick Up Lines<\/h2>\n

1. Dang, you pine.<\/p>\n

2. I pine for you.<\/p>\n

3. If you were a fruit, you would definitely be a fineapple.<\/p>\n

4. This pineapple won\u2019t move! Must be out of juice.<\/p>\n

5. I pine for you.<\/p>\n

6. You are the pineapple of my eye.<\/p>\n

7. What do you call a fruit that has intimacy issues and can only love from afar? A pineapple.<\/p>\n

8. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple? A pine-apple!<\/p>\n

9. What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus but on the outside of the pineapple.<\/p>\n

10. In a world full of apples, be a pineapple!<\/p>\n

Funny Pineapple Quotes + Jokes<\/h2>\n

11. When would an apple be not an apple? When it\u2019s a pineapple!<\/p>\n

12. What do you call a fat pineapple? A pineapple chunk!<\/p>\n

13. What do you call someone who likes pineapple but not on their pizza? Sane.<\/p>\n

14. When life hands you pineapples, make pi\u00f1a coladas.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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15. From where do you get pineapple milk? From its pinenipples!<\/p>\n

16. A person was hit by a bus after he claimed pineapple goes with pizza\u2026 Also, I lost my bus license today.<\/p>\n

17. \u201dBe like a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.\u201d Katherine Gaskin<\/p>\n

18. \u201cIf you sit all day in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That is well documented.\u201d Karl Pilkington<\/p>\n

19. \u201cKnow what I love? All those different textures. The smooth bananas, the stringy pineapple, the crunchy pecans. Nothing like it.\u201d James Villas, in Hungry for Happiness<\/p>\n

20. \u201cOnly the knife knows the heart of a pineapple.\u201d adapted from Simone Schwarz-Bart<\/p>\n

Pineapple Crown Quotes<\/h2>\n

21. \u201cUpon a low-hanging branch sat Tarzan directly above the majestic, supple body as it forged silently through the thick jungle. He hurled a pineapple at the ancient enemy of his people. The great beast stopped and, turning, eyed the taunting figure above her.\u201d Edgar Rice Burroughs, Tarzan of the Apes<\/p>\n

22. \u201cA pineapple is far more versatile than you might think, and certainly merits wider use than in Hawaiian pizzas, Pi\u00f1a Coladas and cheesy cocktail sticks.\u201d Yotam Ottolenghi<\/p>\n

23. \u201cA Mai Tai with pineapple. It\u2019s like a vacation in a glass!\u201d Katie Lee<\/p>\n

24. \u201cFor her\u2026 I asked a pear to become a pineapple, a pineapple to become a lightbulb, a lightbulb to become the moon, and the moon to become a coin I flipped for her love.\u201d Nicole Krauss<\/p>\n

25. \u201cWhere is it defined that a house must be beige? Any dun colored house would look better if painted pineapple.\u201d Frances Mayes<\/p>\n

26. \u201cWhen life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.\u201d David Turney<\/p>\n

27. \u201cLove is like a pineapple. Sweet and undefinable.\u201d Piet Hein<\/p>\n

28.\u201cHe is the very pineapple of politeness\u201d Richard Brinsley Sheridan<\/p>\n

29. \u201cYou look like a beautiful, blonde pineapple!\u201d Doody, to Frenchie in Grease (1978)<\/p>\n

30. \u201cYellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity. It promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your awareness and helps depression, sadness, or any kind of despondency with life. Yellow vibration foods are: pineapples, bananas, grapefruit, lemons and corn.\u201d Tae Yun Kim<\/p>\n

Inspiring Pineapple Quotes<\/h2>\n

31. \u201cI describe my music as like a mix of juices \u2013 a Tropicana orange juice and a little bit of off-brand pineapple juice. I guess you could call it generic brand pineapple-wave.\u201d Mike Tucker<\/p>\n

32. \u201cCount the florets of a sunflower, or the spiral scales of a pineapple, running from its bottom up its sides to the top and you will find an extraordinary truth: recurring numbers, ratios, and proportions, all through nature.\u201d Charles Jencks<\/p>\n

33. \u201cI think I was a mermaid, and I used to swim the shores of Hawaii and used to pop up and see coconuts and pineapples everywhere.\u201d Ella Henderson<\/p>\n

34. \u201cBe as the pineapple. Have a hundred eyes.\u201d Filipino proverb<\/p>\n

35. \u201cEach pineapple plant produces only one fruit per year. It can take up to two years for the pineapple to ripen, and it\u2019s important to wait, because once it\u2019s picked, it can\u2019t ripen any further. The unripe pineapple not only tastes terrible, but is also poisonous.\u201d Kate Christensen<\/p>\n

36. \u201cAt one point in time, Lanai grew 98% of the world\u2019s pineapples. Now, most of the world\u2019s pineapples are grown in two places; Costa Rica and Panama, because no one wants to spend $45 on a pineapple from the United States.\u201d Larry Ellison<\/p>\n

37. \u201cI like pineapple. It\u2019s delightful!\u201d Sarah Drew<\/p>\n

38. \u201cSomebody\u2019s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!\u201d W. C. Fields<\/p>\n

39. \u201cI think I was a mermaid and I used to swim the shores or Hawaii and used to pop up and see coconuts and pineapples everywhere.\u201d Ella Henderson<\/p>\n

40. Believe me, pineapple on pizza is the bomb!<\/p>\n

Cute Pineapple Quotes<\/h2>\n

41. There\u2019s nothing wrong with too many pineapples.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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42. Want something sugary and healthy? Mix pineapple into your favorite dishes.<\/p>\n

43. Detox with a pineapple each day.<\/p>\n

44. Teleport into a beautiful tropical beach with some sweet pineapple slices.<\/p>\n

45. Nurses and pineapples are the same\u2014tough outside, sweet inside.<\/p>\n

46. A good, healthy morning starts with a glass of fresh pineapple juice.<\/p>\n

47. Pineapple juice is for the soul. Gin and tonic are for the body.<\/p>\n

48. Pineapple\u2014you get the best of three citrus fruits in one.<\/p>\n

49. I can\u2019t live a single day without a glass of pineapple juice.<\/p>\n

50. Today, I planted a pineapple.<\/p>\n

Pineapple Sayings<\/h2>\n

51. There are two types of people: those who love pineapple on pizza, and those who are stupid not to like it.<\/p>\n

52. \u201cIf only every workday could be spent in the sunshine with pineapples full of rum. She\u2019d get very little work done, but she\u2019d be in an excellent mood.\u201d \u2015 Jasmine Guillory<\/p>\n

53. \u201cBe like a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.\u201d \u2013 Katherine Gaskin<\/p>\n

54. \u201cWhen life hands you pineapples, you best make pi\u00f1a coladas.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n

55. \u201cSo, bring me two pi\u00f1a coladas. One for each hand.\u201d \u2013 Garth Brooks<\/p>\n

56. \u201cHappiness comes in pineapples.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n

57. \u201cIt\u2019s against the law of Pineapples for humans to drink water after eating them.\u201d \u2015 Michael Bassey Johnson<\/p>\n

58. \u201cPineapples have this cute little crown on top of them. They wear it proudly.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n

59. \u201cBe as the pineapple. Have a hundred eyes.\u201d \u2013 Filipino proverb<\/p>\n

60. \u201cWear a crown like a pineapple.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n

61. \u201cHe is the very pineapple of politeness.\u201d- Richard Brinsley Sheridan<\/p>\n

62. \u201cA pineapple a day keeps the worries away.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n

63. \u201cWhen life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.\u201d\u2015 Davin Turney<\/p>\n

Pineapple Puns<\/h2>\n

64. Pure ha-pine-ness!<\/p>\n

65. They broke up. He was a crushed pineapple.<\/p>\n

66. The pineapple picked up the phone and said \u201cYe-llow?\u201d<\/p>\n

67. She\u2019s looking pine.<\/p>\n

68. Tropic-apple weather is hot and nice!<\/p>\n

69. No need to worry. It\u2019s juice a pineapple.<\/p>\n

70. The pineapple is creating a painting. But it\u2019s still a little rough around the edges.<\/p>\n

71. For a pineapple, life is sweet.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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72. You\u2019ve got some spiky skin.<\/p>\n

73. When the pineapple was crowned, everyone in attendance said, \u201cYour pine-ness.\u201d<\/p>\n

74. And they lived pineapply ever after.<\/p>\n

75. \u201cYou are one fine-apple.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n

76. \u201cI pine for you.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n

Sweet Pineapple Quotes<\/h2>\n

77. \u201cLove is like a pineapple. Sweet and undefinable.\u201d \u2013 Piet Heinrb<\/p>\n

78. \u201cA pineapple has pointy defenses, but it\u2019s still sweet. Be a pineapple.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/p>\n

79. I love you to the core<\/p>\n

80. \u201cI like pineapple. It\u2019s delightful!\u201d \u2013 Sarah Drew<\/p>\n

81. \u201cThe pineapple is a symbol of welcome, warmth, friendship, and hospitality.\u201d \u2013 unknown<\/p>\n

82. \u201cLove is like a pineapple. Sweet and indefinable\u201d \u2013 Piet Hein<\/p>\n

83. \u201cBe a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.\u201d \u2013 Katherine Gaskin<\/p>\n

More Fun Food Quotes You’ll Love<\/h2>\n