Inside: Funny Teenage Quotes + Captions for Everyday Life.

Being a teenager is filled with ups, downs, and everything in between. From school crushes to your first job, many memorable moments that come with being a teenager.

At times, being a teenager can be emotionally taxing. You may feel like you’re carrying the world on your shoulders. These funny teenage quotes are filled with little reminders of life’s funny moments that may bring you a little laugh.

Funny Teenage Quotes

Funny Teenage Quotes

1. Stu(dying) Stu(died) coincidence? I think not!

2. I’m not lazy, I am on energy-saving mode.

3. Don’t be eye candy. Be soul food.

4. H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge

Funny Homework Quotes

5. Food, Friends, and Sunshine

6. I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

7. Friends knock on the door, best friends walk into your house and start eating.

Best Friend Teenage Quotes

8. Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza.

Funny Captions for Teens

These funny teenage quotes are the perfect captions for your next Instagram post!

9. I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

10. After Tuesdays, even the calendar goes WTF.

Funny Teenage Quotes About Life

11. One day you’ll look back and realize that you worried too much about things that didn’t really matter.

12. For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

13. That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.

14. In pizza we crust. 

Funny Pizza quote

15. My room was clean, but then I had to decide what to wear.

16. Being called weird is like being called a limited edition. Meaning you’re something people don’t see that often. Remember that.

17. If sleep is SO important… Then why does school start so early?

Quotes for Teens that Will Make You Laugh

Looking for a good laugh? These funny teenage quotes are perfect for you.

18. That awkward moment when your crush asks you who your crush is. 

19. I may be crazy but crazy is better than stupid.

20. Pretty rude that it’s not Friday, but ok.

Friday quotes

21. I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated.

22. Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer selective participation.

23. Do you blow on your food when it’s hot or do you just hasafashafsas until you can chew it?

Funny Teenage Quotes About Food

24. You what I like about people? Their dogs.

25. You one is a melon.

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