Inside: Dealing with Ghosting Quotes + Memes.

Dating can really suck at times — especially when you realize the guy you thought you bonded with ends up being a jerk who fell off the face of the planet and ghosted you. If he doesn’t want to see you again, in my opinion, a guy should grow a backbone and tell you.

But of course, ghosts are spineless, so it totally makes sense.

We know revenge tastes best with a whole lot of salt thrown into the mix, which is why it’s best to show the dude who disappeared how much you really don’t care. Posting a killer selfie with witty Instagram captions that’ll instantly throw some salt at the jerk will make you feel so much better.

You don’t have time to worry about that loser anymore, so we’ve done all the work for you and found these witty captions you can use. Use them on any awesome pictures of you moving on and up. You can now show the jerk that you couldn’t care less.

For real, who has time to think about ghosts? After all, he’s totally dead to you anyway.

So, don’t forget to turn on the flash for these pics you take, because it’s about to get real shady over here. Dude, you’re really going to regret not responding, and to that we say, “Sorry, not sorry.”

Getting Ghosted

Ghosting Quotes

These ghosting quotes are the best way to deal with such a tough situation. 

1. “Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.” – Mark Twain

2. I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

3. I like my relationships like I like my eggs — over easy.

4. A weak man can’t love a strong woman, he won’t know what to do with her.

5. Silly me, expecting too much from people again.

Ghosting Sayings

6. You are not required to set yourself on fire to keep other people warm.

7. Not everyone you lose is a loss.

8. Never make someone else the main character in your own story.

9. People who have done you wrong will always think your posts are about them.

Best Ghosting Responses

These ghosting responses are the perfect comeback to the savage silence on the other end of the phone. 

10. “I’m moving forward in life. The only way I’m looking back is if it’s my ass in the mirror.” — Rihanna

11. If you show me you don’t give a f*ck. I’ll show you that I’m better at it.

12. It’s super fun forgetting all about you.

13. “Sorry, I ain’t sorry… I ain’t thinking bout you.” — Beyoncé, “Sorry”

14. It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.

15. “Thank God you blew it.” — Beyoncé, “Best Thing I Never Had”

16. What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.

17. I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

Ghosting Messages

18. “Now payback is a bad b*tch. And baby, I’m the baddest. You f*ckin’ with a savage.” — Demi Lovato, “Sorry Not Sorry”

19. “Sweetie, if you’re going to be tow faced, at least make one of them pretty.” — Marilyn Monroe

20. Listen, I’m a nice person. So if I’m a b*tch to you, you need to ask yourself why.

21. If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

Getting Ghosted Quotes

22. Too glam to give a damn.

23. My mascara’s too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.

24. “Honey, I rose up from the dead. I do it all the time.” — Taylor Swift, “Look What You Made Me Do”

25. If karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will.

26. You’re the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.

27. I’m not searching for my other because I’m not a half.

28. “You don’t deserve my tears. I guess that’s why they ain’t there.” — Beyoncé, “Best Thing I Never Had”

29. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ve got five fingers and the middle one’s for you.

30. I googled ‘who gives a f*ck?’ My name wasn’t in the search results.

31. A wise woman once said, ‘f*ck this shit,’ and she lived happily ever after.

32. Treat me like a queen and I’ll treat you like a king. Treat me like a game, and I’ll show you how it’s played.

Ghosting Friends Quotes

A ghosting friend is the worst kind of friend, here are some ghosting friend quotes to help with the heartbreak. 

33. Life is full of fake peoples but before you decide to judge them, make sure you’re not one of them.

34. Being too nice is almost a crime nowadays, fake friends are everywhere.

35. People may not always tell you how they feel about you, but they will always show you. Pay attention. – Keri Hilson

Ghosted by Friends meme

36. Friends are supposed to make you feel better about yourself. Just remember that.

37. The word “friend” is a label anyone can try on. You decide who is best suited to wear it.

38. A fake friend loves to see that you are doing well, but not better than they.

39. I don’t expect anything from you anymore…

Ghosting Meme Ideas

The best way to get over getting ghosted is to have a little fun with it. When you get ghosted memes are the best way to get over getting ghosted, so here are a few of our favorites. 

Ghosting Memes

Funny Ghosting Quotes

Funny Ghosting Meme

Funny Ghosting Sayings

Funny Memes

More Quotes You’ll Love

If you liked these ghosting quotes then you will love these other quotes about dealing with life’s unexpected moments. 

  • Quotes About Smiling Through Pain To Toughen Your Heart – Some days are rough, shoot some months or even YEARS are rough. Life throws up wild curve balls that we never saw coming and the weight of that can pull us down. Even in the worst of situations, finding a way to seek happiness and joy will make it all the easier to heal. These quotes about smiling through pain will offer encouragement and inspiration. 
  • Addiction Recovery Quotes – Addiction is a terrible thing that has affected all of us in life. Some of you reading this are struggling with addiction or in recovery. The hope of this post is to give inspiration for those dealing with addiction that they might see their value or worth and be inspired to keep fighting. If you see a quote here that speaks to you, write it down somewhere you will see it regularly. These addiction recovery quotes are here for you. If they don’t speak to you, find someone who will speak life into you.
  • Not So Impossible Quotes – Impossible is just an opinion! There is something so motivating about something being “impossible”. When I hear that it makes me what prove the world wrong and do everything I can to make the impossible, possible. Whether it’s fighting the impossible, or taking a leap of faith to overcome a hard time, these impossible quotes will inspire you to be the best version of yourself.

Ghosting Quotes