Inside: Classic Gilmore Girls Quotes that are Always True.

The Gilmore Girls have said some funny things over the course of their show. I still quote silly lines from the series! Lorelai was always so random and many of us could relate to her dire need for coffee. She was definitely a cool mom and even though she’s a TV character, she provided a great example of how to raise a child.

Lorelai was there for every heartbreak Rory faced every school event and every milestone moment in Rory’s life. They made each other a priority and that’s what was so special about their bond.

Here are 25 quotes from Gilmore Girls that are always true!

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Classic Gilmore Girls Quotes that are Always True

1. “I’m fine. I’m just being dramatic. It’s what I do.” (Lorelai)

2. “And if eating cake is wrong I don’t want to be right.” (Lorelai)

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3. “You have so many years of screw-ups ahead of you.” (Lorelai)

4. “I even cleaned the table using something other than the sleeve of my sweater and spit.” (Lorelai)

5. “I cannot do this alone, I need my mommy and I don’t care who knows it.” (Rory)

6. “You do know that if you weren’t so pretty you would’ve gotten the crap kicked out of you every day of your life.” (Lorelai)

7. “Every relationship is just a big honking leap of faith.” (Rory)

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8. “Okay, let’s be organized. Make it fast, make it snappy, and if there’s any impulse buying, make it chocolate.” (Lorelai)

9. “You have to sleep, it’s what keeps you pretty.” (Lorelai)

10. “I love you, you idiot.” (Rory)

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11. “Having babies doesn’t mean you can’t be rock and roll!” (Zack to Lane)

12. “I live in two worlds, one is a world of books.” (Rory)

13. “We’re almost there & nowhere near it. All that matters is that we’re going!” (Lorelai)

14. “Life’s short. Talk fast.” (Lorelai)

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15. “Reality has no place in our world!” (Lorelai)

16. “Coffee, please, and a shot of cynicism.” (Lorelai)

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17. “You’ve got to be patient and wait for what you want to appear, then pounce.” (Michel)

18. “You know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world.” (Lorelai)

19. “It’s my responsibility as your best friend to make sure you do exciting things even when don’t want to.” (Sookie)

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20. “Oh my god, he kissed me.” (Rory)

21. “It was a great kiss. If one of us had been a frog, it would have had some seriously impressive consequences.” (Lorelai)

22. “I don’t know if she ever realized the person I most wanted to be was her.” (Rory)

23. “It’s times like these that you realize what is *truly* important in your life.” (Miss Patty)

24. “I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.” (Lorelai)

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25. “Reality has no place in our world!” (Lorelai)

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