.Inside: Most Iconic Hocus Pocus quotes and spells

We are officially in spooky season, and I, for one, could not be happier! Nothing feels quite like this magical time of the year, when the leaves are falling, cozy drinks are being served, and Hocus Pocus is on.

Hocus Pocus is up there in the Halloween movie hall of fame. Or should I say hallow of fame? It’s one of those must-watch movies that need to be included during your holiday celebration. It is nostalgia fuel for everyone who watches it. Myself included.

There are so many iconic lines that I quote in my day-to-day life… so I thought we should enjoy them all together.

Hocus Pocus Quotes & Spells

Today I have gathered some of my all-time hocus pocus quotes and spells that you can look through to help you unlock ultimate Halloween vibes. Let’s get into it!

Iconic Hocus Pocus Quotes

First up, of course we had to start strong with some of the most iconic Hocus Pocus quotes and spells! There were so many to choose from…check them out.

1. “It’s all a bunch of Hocus Pocus.” – Max

2. “Come, Little Children, I’ll take thee away. Into a land of enchantment. Come, little children; the time comes to play here in my garden of magic.” – Sarah

3. “Cheese and crust! He’s lost his head. Damn that Thackery Binx!” – Winifred

4. “Oh, Look! Another glorious morning. It makes me SICK!” – Winifred

5. “It’s a full moon tonight; that’s why all the weirdos are out.” – Dani

6. “Everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy theory.” – Max

7. “Unfaithful lover long since dead. Deep asleep in thy wormy bed. Wiggle thy fingers towards the sky. Life is sweet, do not be shy. On thy feet, so sayeth I!” – Winifred

8. “I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light the candle.” – Winifred

9. “Oh you’re right, you’re always right.” – Mary

10. “It reeks of children!” – Mary

11. “I suggest we form a calming circle.” – Mary

12. “Sisters, Satan has married Medusa; see the snakes in her hair?” – Mary

13. “Spending a quiet evening at home.” – Mary

14. “It’s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark!” – Mary

15. “Oh my, Winifred, you are the mere sprig of a girl!”

16. “You’re my kitty now. You’ll have milk and tuna fish every day. And you’ll only ever hunt mice for fun.” – Dani

17. “A virgin lit the candle.” – Dani

18. “Couldn’t you just forget about being a cool teenager for just one night?” – Dani

Best Quotes from Hocus Pocus

Next up, this is a list of some of my personal favorites. I think Dani wins my heart for her fast quips and hilarious comebacks. She is such a little cutie! When I first watched this movie, I wished she was my little sister.

19. “For your information, he’s a little leager!” – Dani

20. “Max likes your yabbos , in fact, he LOVES them.” – Dani

21. “It doesn’t matter how young or old you are; you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!” – Dani

22. “Farewell, mortal bus boy!” – Sarah

23. “Now you must consider the consequences. I am going to summon the burning rain of death!” – Max

24. The classic –  “I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.” – Winifred

25. “Let’s like this sucker and meet the old broads.” – Max

26. “I am Beautiful! Boys will love me!” – Sarah

Hocus Pocus Quotes & Spells

27. “Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?”

28. “Hang him on a hook and let me play with him!” – Sarah

29. “Dani, this is the girl of my dreams.”

30. “Sucking the lives out of little children.” – Sarah

31. “You know, I have always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one, ON TOAST!” – Winifred

32. “I am ALIVE!” – Sarah

Hocus Pocus Quotes and Spells

The spells in Hocus Pocus are super cool and so I thought they deserved their own section. Get your Sanderson sister on and cast some spells with these spooky incantations!

33. “Unfaithful lover long since dead. Deep asleep in thy wormy bed. Wiggle thy fingers towards the sky. Life is sweet, do not be shy. On thy feet, so sayeth I!” – Winifred

34. “Dost Thou Comprehend?” – Winifred

35. “Twist the bonds and bend the back. Itchita Kupita Melaka Mystika. Trim the of thy baby fat. Itchita Kupita Melaka Mystika. Give the fur black as black. Just Like This…” – Winifred

36. “Come, Little Children, I’ll take thee away. Into a land of enchantment. Come, little children; the time comes to play here in my garden of magic.” – Sarah

37. “Bring to a full rolling bubble, add 2 drops of boil. Mix blood of owl with herb that’s red turn three times and pluck a hair from my head. Add a dash of pox and a dead man’s toe. Green newt saliva. Add a bit of thin own tongue.” – Winifred

38. “Thrice I with mercury purify and spit upon the tables. Ah! Fools! All of you! My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallows Eve when the moon is round,a virgin will summon us from under the ground.Ohh! Ohhh! We shall be back!” – All Three

39. “Come! We fly! – Fly!”

40.  “Unfaithful lover long since dead. Deep asleep in thy wormy bed. Wiggle thy toes, open thine eyes, twist thy fingers toward the sky. Life is sweet, be not shy. On thy feet. So sayeth I!” – Winifred

41. “Book! Come home or make thyself known!”

42. “Ah say ento pi
Alpha mabi ependi
In comma coriyama
Hey, high
Say bye-bye!
Dance, dance, dance
until you die!” – Winifred

43. “Only a circle of salt can protect thy victims from thy power.”

44. “You are going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats.” -Thackery Binx

45. “Therefore, it stands to reason. Does it not sisters, dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it’s curtains.” – Winifred

46. “We evaporate! We Cease to exist! Dost though comprehend?” – Winifred

47. “Wench! Trollop! You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!” –

48. “Must have been an imp.” – Winifred Sanderson

49. “I smell a child.” – Mary

50. Sarah iconically saying… “I am beautiful! Boys will love me!” – Sarah

51. “Dead man’s toe! Dead man’s toe and a dead man’s toe! Dead man’s toe! Dead man’s, dead dead dead dead.” – Sarah

52. “Haaag! Sistahs, did you hear what he called you?” – Winifred

Hocus Pocus Phrases to Quote

When it comes to Halloween time, you have to quote Hocus Pocus. I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them. I like to use phrases like word decorations, only taking them out and dusting them off during the right season. Check these out and see where you can squeeze them in.

53. “Book! Darling, come to mummy.” – Winifred

54. “Perfect! As usual.” – Winifred

55. “Don’t get your knickers in a twist! We are just three kindly old spinster ladies.” – Winifred

56. “Fool’s! All of you! My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallows’ Eve when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. We shall be back! And the lives of all the children shall be mine!” – Winifred

57. “Let’s see, amnesia, bunions, chilblains, cholera. Tsk. Tsk. We can do better than that, I think.” – Winifred

58. “Hey, how many times I gotta tell you. My name ain’t Ernie no more, it’s Ice. Ice.” – Ernie

59. “Whoa! Check out the new cross-trainers.” – Jay

60. “Boo! I scared you! I scared you! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! I’m Allison, Allison. Kiss me, I’m Allison.” – Dani

Hocus Pocus Quotes & Spells

61. “Eh, rich people. They’ll probably make us drink cider, and bob for apples.” – Dani

62. “Next year we go trick-or-treating as Wendy and Peter Pan. With tights, or it’s no deal.” – Dani

63. “My lucky rat tail! Just where I left it!” – Sarah

64. “She’s so well-fed and plump. Shish-kebaby!” – Mary Sanderson

65. “What a pretty spider.” – Sarah

66. “So for three centuries, I’ve guarded their house on All Hallows’ night, when I knew some airhead virgin might light the candle.” – Binx

67. “Behold, a torture chamber!” – Winifred

68. “Oh, thou should not speak to Master in such a manner.” – Sarah

69. “Sisters! All Hallows’ Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok.”

70. “Welcome to High School Hell. I’m your host, Boris Karloff, Junior. Hahaha! It’s time to meet our three contestants, Sarah, Mary, and Winifred Sanderson. Read any good spell books lately?” – Max

71. “Hag tracks! Get him.” – Winifred

Funny Movie Quotes

Lastly, I thought we could end it on a funny note. Though this movie is full of hilarious jokes that hide around every corner(and come out of every pot hole), these are just some of my favorites. Have a good laugh!

72. “Go to hell.’ Said Billy. ‘Oh, I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.” – Winifred

73. Billy! I killed you once. I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance.” – Winifred Sanderson

74. “Pull over! Let me see your driver’s permit, haha!” – Winifred

75. “Good-bye. Good-by, cruel world. Good-by to life. Good bye, goodbye. Good-bye to all that.” – Winifred

76. “Just lucky, I guess.” – Sarah

77. “This cat here, Binx. Right. He can talk. My brother’s a virgin. He lit the Black Flame Candle. The witches are back from the dead and they’re after us. We need help.” – Dani

78. “Tis a black river.” – Mary

79. “Cat’s got my tongue.” – Winifred

80. “Liar! But I shall be a sprig forever, once I suck the life out of all the children in Salem!” – Winifred

81. “Let’s breeew another batch!” – Winifred

82.  “Oh Winnie, how generous of thee.” – Mary

83. “Perfect! As usual.” – Winifred

84. “You got any cash? Hollywood!” – Jay

85. “Thank you. I really like yours, too. Of course, I couldn’t wear anything like that because I don’t have any…What do you call’em, Max? Yabbos?” – Dani

And there you have it, the most iconic Hocus Pocus quotes and spells. You can use these as a test to see how big of a fan you really are. Not to brag, but I must be a super fan…since I remember all of these.

Halloween is all about fun experiences and family time. Hocus Pocus is one of those traditions that you just can’t miss. If you are having too much fun, take a look at these Halloween quotes to continue the good time. There are tons of good ideas here, so I know you will love them.

Especially if you loved this list of Hocus Pocus quotes and spells!