Inside: Flavor Packed Milkshake Quotes + Captions.

It’s just like they always say… “Shake what your momma gave ya” in this case, we’re talking milk ‘shakes.’

What is better than a nice, creamy, cold milkshake? I personally love classic vanilla. I know, I know, before you attack my basic-ness, it’s always been my favorite. Trust me, my family always reminds me it’s lame and basic. No matter what your favorite milkshake flavor is, these cute quotes pair perfectly with everyone’s taste.

These quotes are perfect to share your milkshake date with on the ‘gram. Make a creamy curate caption with these delicious milkshake quotes that never fail your taste buds.

My Milkshake Quotes

My Milkshake Quotes

Let’s start with a fun collection of milkshake sayings. These quotes are perfect for those sprinkled-covered cones that will pop on Instagram.

1. When life gets tough, shake it.

2. Take what people give you. Drink their milkshakes.

3. I hate it when I’m making milkshakes and boys just show up to my yard.

4. Living that milkshake life.

5. Live. Love. Milkshakes.

6. Milkshakes are my therapy.

7. Best shake on the planet: two parts ice cream, one part awesome.

8. Shake things up a little bit.

9. In the era of handshakes and headshakes, I prefer milkshakes.

10. Once upon a time, milk met ice cream and they fell in love.

11. A bad day drinking milkshakes is better than a good day doing anything else.

12. Hello, milkshake. It’s me, your best friend.

13. They say money can’t buy happiness, but you can buy milkshakes, and that’s basically the same thing.

14. Happiness is burgers and milkshakes

Shake Quotes

15. Shake it off.

Funny Milkshake Puns

We are HUGE fans of a good pun, and these milkshake puns don’t disappoint. Check out a few of our favorite milky puns that will make anyone laugh.

16. Shake shake, shake shake, shake it!

17. Good people drink milkshakes.

18. I’ll drink all your milkshakes. – I Drink Your Milkshake Quote

19. True love is drinking milkshakes together.

20. There’s no problem a milkshake can’t solve.

21. Milkshakes are love.

22. Living in the pale pink world of milkshakes and first kisses.

23. Milkshakes make the world seem much less scary.

24. Follow me to the milkshakes.

25. Want some midnight milkshakes?

Midnight Snack Quote

26. Drowning my sorrows in milkshakes.

27. “Latte or cappuccino,” they asked. “Milkshake,” I said.

28. I’d rather have a milkshake!

29. Don’t make me choose between milkshakes.

30. Today’s scoop for thought: drink more milkshakes.

Shake Shake Shake Quotes

Get a little feisty with these sassy shake quotes that will spice up your feed and your attitude.

31. It’s the summer of shakes.

32. I’ve got the shakes.

33. Chocolate. Strawberry. Vanilla. Milkshakes.

I drink Your Milkshake Quotes

34. Milkshakes make the world go round.

35. Falling in love…with milkshakes.

36. Sorry, gotta go, my milkshake called.

37. Size doesn’t matter…it’s about the flavor!

38. That feeling when you want a milkshake, but you don’t want to deal with all the boys in your yard.

39. Burgers and milkshakes are like peanut butter and jelly.

40. Milkshake: the best food group.

Milkshake Sayings You’ll Love

You may recognize a few of these milkshake quotes. Check out a few more of our favorite sayings and even a few famous milkshakes quotes that everyone knows and loves.

41. If you can’t suck a milkshake through a straw, it’s not a milkshake, it’s a cup of ice cream.

42. Ready to milk my shake?

43. Keep calm and love milkshakes.

44. Keep calm and drink a milkshake.

45. Shut up and drink a milkshake.

46. You cannot truly say you eat well unless you drink milkshakes.

47. All good decisions are made over milkshakes.

48. Every good story starts with a milkshake.

49. Hold the milk, give me the shake.

50. Shaking my way through the diner.

51. Running towards the shamrock shakes like they’re going out of season.

52. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, it’s a straw, you see? Watch it. Now my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I… drink… your… milkshake. I drink it up! – There will be blood milkshake quotes

BONUS: Our Favorite Plup Fiction Milkshake Quote

53. That’s a pretty fuckin good milkshake… I don’t know if I’d pay $5 for it but that’s pretty fuckin good. – Vincent Vega, Pulp Fiction

More Quotes That You’ll Want to Share

If you like these milkshake quotes then check out a few more of our foodie favorites!

  • Tea Quotes – Maybe you’ll pass on the milkshake date for now, but how about a hot tea date? These cute, comfy, and creative tea quotes are perfect for a hot tea, boba tea, or quali – tea date idea! Check out our favorite combo of quotes and our favorite tea puns.
  • Funny Coffee Quotes – If you’re like me then you have the same need for caffeine as I do to survive! I like a nice tall, hot cup of joe every morning. Who am I kidding I usually have to have one every mid-afternoon as well! I know, I know, it’s a bad habit but listen a girl has to do what a girl has to do! So to laugh through my crazy caffeine addiction I have put together a list of 25 funny coffee quotes, to make myself feel a little better! Enjoy!
  • Candy Quotes – Still looking for a way to curb that sweet tooth? Then check out these lip-puckering candy quotes and caption ideas. These sweeties are perfect for birthday cards, social media captions, or just for fun. Enjoy our favorite candy quotes and ideas.
  • Pizza Quotes – Pizza is clearly one of the most beloved foods on Instagram. It photographs well and there it can be made in infinite varieties. But don’t just depend on those beauty shots or slow-mo cheese pulls to get attention to your Instagram posts. You need a snappy caption to go with that gooey goodness.  I know it can get tedious, trying to think of something clever to say on every single post. So here is a list of the tastiest pizza quotes and captions for Instagram, all about the perfect pie!

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Milkshake Quotes