Inside: 73 Funny Pretzel Puns & I Like Pretzel Day Quotes

Some are hard, some are soft, most are salty, and when they live in harmony, life is good. They’re all you need, really. That and these pretzel puns.

If soft pretzels are your favorite movie snack or you just really can’t get enough of Oktoberfest, there’s no way you’ll get salty over these Instagram-worthy captions.

National Pretzel Day is celebrated every year on the 26th of April and these pun-filled captions are the perfect way to fully celebrate everything national pretzel day has to offer.

Funny Pretzel Puns

Short Pretzel Quotes + Captions

1. Let’s get knotty.

2. Such a knotty child.

3. I’d rather knot…

Food Jokes

4. Tying the knot.

5. I’m knot kidding!

6. How could you knot like pretzel puns?

7. Everybody do the twist!

8. So many twists and turns.

9. I love all your twists.

10. Pure-bread cats.

11. Are you bready for it?

12. Get bready.

13. Bread Pitt.

14. Bread (red) is my favorite color.

15. Don’t want none unless you got buns hun…

Funny Pretzel Puns

16. Nice buns.

17. Pretzel buns crack me up.

18. No bun intended.

19. Don’t be so salty.

20. Stop being so salty!

21. Take it with a pinch of salt.

22. The pretzel was as-salted last night.

23. You’re a real snack.

24. Lip snack-lingly delicious.

25. Warm and toasty!

26. You’re my butter half!

27. You butter be quick or you’ll start to melt!

28. Here’s to a butter life!

29. You deserve butter than this!

30. Some things are butter left unsaid.

I Like Pretzel Day Sayings

31. You bake me happy!

32. Bake love not war.

33. Stop baking a fool of yourself.

34. Life is what you bake it!

35. Bake the world a better place!

36. You bake me proud!

37. Some pretzels are totally weird. They’re knot for eating.

38. You don’t like my pretzel jokes? I am in-salted.

Pretzel Quotes

Funny Pretzel Jokes

39. Q: Why aren’t pretzels called pretzels?
A: Because they’re knot-bread.

40. Q: Why was the pretzel taken to the hospital?
A: He was as-salted.

41. Q: What secret society loves to eat pretzels?
A: The Illumi-Knotty.

42. Q: What did the pretzel say when it was pulled out of the oven?
A: Gluten-tag!

43. Q: What are a pretzel’s favorite type of joke?
A: Twisted ones.

Pretzel Jokes

44. Q: How do pretzels greet each other?
A: Gluten tag.

45. Q: Why do pretzels love mystery movies?
A: They have lots of twists in them.

46. Q: What did the toast say to the psychic?
A: You bread my mind!

47. Q: What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
A: It’s the yeast I could do.

48. Q: What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread?
A: “I saw you yeasterday”

49. Q: Why doesn’t bread like warm weather?
A: Things get Toasty!

50. Q: Why are bread jokes always funny?
A: Because they never get mold!

51. Q: What did the yeast say to the bakers flour?
A: I loaf you dough much.

Silly Pretzel Jokes

52. Q: What do you call holy bread?
A: Jesus Crust!

53. Q: What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
A: Bready or not, here I crumb!

54. Q: How does bread win over friends?
A: “You can crust me.”

55. Q: Why does everyone need bread and water?
A: Because loaf makes the world go round.

56. Q: What does bread do after it’s done baking?
A: Loaf around.

57. Q: Why was the baker in a panic?
A: He was in a loaf or death situation.

58. Q: How does bread woo a lover?
A: With lots of flours.

59. Q: Why did the baker lose his job?
A: He kept pinching the salt.

60. Q: Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
A: It’s just too grainy.

61. Q: Why did the baker go back to school?
A: To learn how to b-read.

62. Q: Why did bread break up with margarine?
A: For a butter lover.

63. Q: What pick up line does yeast use on flour?
A: I bread your pardon!

64. Q: What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
A: It tends to get stale.

Stanley Pretzel Day Quote

“There will be complimentary pretzels available in the lobby, from now until 4 o’clock,” says a representative from the Scranton Business Park on April 26.

Without missing a beat, Hudson grabs his newspaper and is out the door before any of his coworkers can even process the announcement. Hudson is a man of simple needs, you see.

65. “I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, driving my daughter to a school that’s too expensive and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little,” he says in the episode. “But on pretzel day, well, I like pretzel day.”

Funny Doughy Captions

66. Crumb here.

67. Crumb at me bro!

68. Get your crumby hands off my bread!

69. Dough you think so?

70. I dough.

71. She absolutely a-doughs cats.

72. I a-dough you.

73. Ferrets are the most a-dough-rable creatures.

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Pretzel Puns