Inside: Cutest turkey quotes perfect for Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving wouldn’t be complete without the turkey—it’s the centerpiece of the feast, the subject of countless jokes, and the bird that brings families together around the table. Sure, mashed potatoes and pumpkin pie hold their own, but when most of us think about Thanksgiving, it’s the image of a golden, roasted turkey that comes to mind first.
Over the years, the turkey has inspired not just recipes, but also wit, wisdom, and a surprising number of hilarious one-liners. From silly “gobble” jokes that kids love to thoughtful reflections on gratitude shared over the dinner table, turkey quotes capture the spirit of the holiday in ways both lighthearted and meaningful.
Whether you’re hosting Thanksgiving for the first time, bringing a side dish to Grandma’s, or just browsing for the perfect Instagram caption, this list is here to serve you. We’ve rounded up 65 turkey quotes for Thanksgiving, split into three sections so you can find the exact vibe you’re looking for—funny, heartfelt, or short and snappy. Think of it as a menu of words to pair with your turkey dinner.
So, grab a plate, pour the gravy, and let’s dig into these turkey-inspired quotes.
ADORABLE Turkey Quotes for Thanksgiving
Sometimes Thanksgiving calls for laughter as much as it does gravy. These funny turkey quotes will get everyone at the table chuckling (and maybe excusing themselves for seconds).
1. “Keep calm and gobble on.” – Unknown
2. “Gobble ‘til you wobble.” – Unknown
3. “Why did the turkey cross the road? Because it was Thanksgiving and he wanted people to think he was a chicken.” – Unknown
4. “A turkey never voted for an early Thanksgiving.” – Unknown
5. “Vegetables are essential at Thanksgiving. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” – Jim Davis
6. “Why did the turkey refuse dessert? He was already stuffed!” – Unknown
7. “Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Football halftimes last 12 minutes. This is not a coincidence.” – Erma Bombeck
8. “The turkey is a funny bird. Its head goes wobble, wobble; all it knows is just one word—‘gobble, gobble, gobble.’” – Nursery Rhyme
9. “I’m thankful for elastic waistbands.” – Unknown
10. “To my family: I love you. To the turkey: I’m sorry.” – Unknown
11. “Cozy sweaters, football games, and a turkey bigger than my oven—must be Thanksgiving.” – Unknown
12. “If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Especially on Thanksgiving.” – Unknown
13. “Turkey: the only bird you’re happy to invite to dinner.” – Unknown
14. “What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy, I’m stuffed!” – Unknown
15. “Thanksgiving is the one time of year you can eat a whole turkey and not feel guilty… until Friday morning.” – Unknown
16. “A turkey and a bottle of wine walk into a kitchen. The cook says, ‘Dinner’s ready.’” – Unknown
17. “Thanksgiving: when your turkey becomes Instagram famous before it becomes leftovers.” – Unknown
18. “Gravy is just turkey’s way of saying, ‘You’re welcome.’” – Unknown
19. “Thanksgiving is about being thankful… and pretending your uncle’s turkey isn’t dry.” – Unknown
20. “Turkey coma: the most accepted form of napping.” – Unknown
21. “Thanksgiving without turkey is like Christmas without Santa.” – Unknown
22. “If you think about it, Thanksgiving is just one big rehearsal for eating at Christmas.” – Unknown
Heartfelt Turkey & Gratitude Quotes
Beyond the jokes, Thanksgiving is about gathering together, giving thanks, and recognizing the blessings around us. These heartfelt turkey quotes and gratitude sayings will add warmth to your holiday.
23. “The turkey, the sweet potatoes, the stuffing, the pumpkin pie—all of these symbolize the bounty of this day. But the true meaning of Thanksgiving is in the love we share.” – Unknown
24. “Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our Thanksgiving.” – W.T. Purkiser
25. “Give thanks for a little, and you will find a lot.” – Hausa Proverb
26. “The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest.” – William Blake
27. “We may not have it all together, but together, we have it all. Pass the turkey!” – Unknown
28. “At our table, the turkey may run out, but the laughter never will.” – Unknown
29. “Gratitude turns what we have into enough.” – Aesop
30. “Forever on Thanksgiving Day the heart will find the pathway home.” – Wilbur D. Nesbit
31. “If the only prayer you ever said in your whole life was ‘thank you,’ that would suffice.” – Meister Eckhart
32. “The roots of all goodness lie in the soil of appreciation for goodness.” – Dalai Lama
33. “Thanksgiving is a joyous invitation to shower the world with love and gratitude.” – Amy Leigh Mercree
34. “The family that gobbles together, stays together.” – Unknown
35. “A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues.” – Cicero
36. “After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody—even one’s own relatives.” – Oscar Wilde
37. “No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it—and a family to eat a turkey.” – H.E. Luccock
38. “Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.” – Elizabeth Bibesco
39. “Let gratitude be the pillow upon which you kneel to say your nightly prayer.” – Maya Angelou
40. “Family, food, and gratitude—the three pillars of a Thanksgiving well spent.” – Unknown
41. “Thanksgiving reminds us that the turkey is temporary, but love is forever.” – Unknown
42. “Gratitude is the healthiest of all human emotions. The more you express gratitude for what you have, the more likely you will have even more to express gratitude for.” – Zig Ziglar
Short & Sweet Turkey Captions
Sometimes you just need a quick one-liner for your Instagram post or holiday card. These short turkey quotes and captions are light, fun, and perfect for sharing.
43. “Stuffed with love (and turkey).” – Unknown
44. “Pass the gravy, save the drama.” – Unknown
45. “Pumpkin spice and everything nice—with a side of turkey.” – Unknown
46. “Grateful, thankful, and always hungry.” – Unknown
47. “Leftovers are proof that turkey is the gift that keeps on giving.” – Unknown
48. “Talk turkey to me.” – Unknown
49. “Eat, drink, and cranberry.” – Unknown
50. “Stretchy pants season has arrived.” – Unknown
51. “In turkey we trust.” – Unknown
52. “Cranberry kisses and turkey wishes.” – Unknown
53. “More rolls, please.” – Unknown
54. “Life is short—eat the drumstick.” – Unknown
55. “Wobble ‘til you gobble.” – Unknown
56. “Thankful, blessed, and turkey obsessed.” – Unknown
57. “Turkey + pie = my love language.” – Unknown
58. “One word: leftovers.” – Unknown
59. “Nothing brings people together like a turkey feast.” – Unknown
60. “Happy Turkey Day!” – Unknown
61. “Eat the pie. Hug your people. Be thankful.” – Unknown
62. “Carbs and turkey don’t count on Thanksgiving.” – Unknown
63. “Caution: turkey nap in progress.” – Unknown
64. “Let’s talk turkey.” – Unknown
65. “Home is where the turkey is.” – Unknown
Thanksgiving is more than just a meal—it’s a time to pause, laugh, and remember what really matters. And somehow, the turkey always manages to steal the show, whether it’s the star on the dining table or the punchline of a family joke.
These 65 turkey quotes for Thanksgiving prove that the holiday bird isn’t just about stuffing and carving—it’s about the stories, the togetherness, and the laughter it inspires. From lighthearted puns that will get the kids giggling to heartfelt reminders of gratitude and love, these quotes are the perfect side dish to your Thanksgiving celebration.
So as you gather around the table this year, don’t forget to sprinkle a little humor and gratitude along with the cranberry sauce. Here’s to full plates, full hearts, and maybe even a full nap on the couch after that last slice of pie. Happy Thanksgiving!