Inside: 87 Funny Unicorn Quotes for Positive Life Captions.

There is just something magical and inspiring about Unicorns. They remind you to never give up on your dreams, and that even the unseen is not impossible. It’s nice to feel inspired, and like anything we can imagine is within our reach, if we just believe. These Unicorn Quotes and Captions are the perfect reminder that your life can be Magical. 

Unicorns are the most mysterious and loved creatures around. It is said that they represent purity, good fortune, inspiration, and have healing powers. Unicorns make us reach for our dreams, and remind us that it’s ok to be different.

Share the magic with these fun unicorn quotes and captions. 

Unicorn Captions

Positive Unicorn Quotes

1. Be a unicorn in a field of horses.

2. It’s not a unicorn — it’s a horse with a sword on its head that protects my hopes and dreams.

3. Life’s not easy for unicorns, you know. We’re a dying breed.

4. Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Then I am a unicorn.

5. “Be a diamond-studded unicorn: unbreakable and unique.” — Coco, Unicorn Psychosis

6. Be a unicorn. Embrace your uniqueness.

7. Be the unicorn you wish to see in the world.

8. Don’t dream it. Do it.

9. When someone told me that I live in a fantasy land, I nearly fell off my unicorn.

10. “I think that if you have a horse, pegasus, qilin, or unicorn, you should sit on it! you should stroke its hair, whisper in its ear, be one with it! And you shouldn’t feel sorry if other people don’t have one.” — C. JoyBell C.

Unicorn Life Quotes

11. Keep calm. There are pink fluffy unicorns dancing on the rainbows.

12. You are unique and amazing. Let your sparkle show everywhere you go!

13. All it takes to bring out the magic in someone is a little love!

14. It’s going to be a rainbows and unicorns kind of day.

Rainbow Sayings

15. “Now I will believe that there are unicorns…” — William Shakespeare, The Tempest

16. You may have stopped believing in unicorns, but they never stopped believing in you.

17. “I like unicorns. Unicorns are just weaponized ponies.” – Damon Suede

18. “Everything today has been heavy and brown. Bring me a unicorn to ride about the town.” — Anne Morrow Lindbergh

19. Life’s all about rainbows, glitter and unicorns.

20. “I would wanna be a mermaid, but I think I’m a little bit more of a unicorn, because I’m like a little bit more horsey.” — Blake Lively

Funny Unicorn Quotes

21. Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart, I love you more than a unicorn fart.

22. “It’s like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.” — Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

23. Unicorns don’t care if you believe in them any more than you care if they believe in you.

24. Life would be simpler if only we were all unicorns.” — Olley White, Fighting Dirty Too

25. Unicorns don’t lose sleep over the opinions of little ponies

26. “Make your life story so amazing that unicorns have trouble believing it is true.” — Karen Salmansohn

27. “I thought unicorns were more… fluffy” — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

28. Comic sans is never an appropriate font unless you are an 8-year-old girl writing poems about unicorns.

29. “Well, now that we have seen each other,” said the unicorn, “if you’ll believe in me, I’ll believe in you.” — Lewis Carroll, Through The Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There

30. “A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.” – Tibetan proverb

Inspirational Unicorn Quotes

31. “All the beasts obeyed Noah when he admitted them into the ark. All but the Unicorn. Confident of his own abilities, he boasted, ‘I shall swim.’” — Ukranian folktale

32. “The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.” — Brandon Mull, Grip of the Shadow Plague

33. Life is about living, not surviving. Make the best of every day and try to find glitter in every black and white painting you encounter!

34. “Sometimes we all need a unicorn to believe in. Sometimes we need a unicorn to believe in us.” — Claudia Bakker

35. Someone told me to grow up yesterday. I immediately banned that person from ever riding my unicorn!

36. “He read? Oh my God, guys that read were like unicorns. They only existed in fairy tales.” — J. Lynn, Stay With Me

 37. Don’t leave your individuality behind! No fantasy novel started with someone who fit into every mold.

38. “You are like a unicorn that brings ice cream — you are too good to be true.” — NotSalmon

39. “The last unicorn wasn’t really the last. And maybe she still isn’t.” — Laura Alden, Leaning About Unicorns

40. You weren’t born to be perfect. You were born to be a unicorn, but that is pretty much the same thing.

Positive Unicorn Quotes and Sayings

41. When my friends told me I was delusional, I just about fell off my unicorn.

42. “I love nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient for living.” — Dr. Seuss

43. “The unicorn is born magical and it’s not the unicorn’s fault and it doesn’t make it any more or less special or any less unique but it can’t help that it was born with that magic.” — Lady Gaga

44. “Poetry is news brought to the mountains by a unicorn and an echo.” — Czeslaw Milosz

45. It’s hard to be different but persevering through it will make you stronger.

46. Dreams are the playground of unicorns.

Positive Unicorn Quotes

47. A unicorn doesn’t stand around and worry about what other unicorns think of it. It just sparkles.

48. “Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we’d give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet, they’d reveal their majestic ways.” — Ashley Purdy

49. The unicorns made me do it.

50. “My words and my ideas are my property, and I’ll keep and protect them as surely as I do my stable of unicorns.” — Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not For Sale

National Unicorn Day Sayings

51. May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows.

52. “The unicorn was a marvelous beast, shining with honor, wisdom and strength. Just to see him strengthened the soul.” — Megan Lindholm, The Unicorn in the Maze

53. I wish I was a unicorn. So I could stab idiots in the head.

54. “Most days I was impossible. Like a unicorn.” — Bryn Greenwood, All the Ugly and Wonderful Things

55. “You’re a talking unicorn. Sometimes when you poop, it comes out as rainbows and smells like cookies. There is nothing subtle about you.” — T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

56. “Stars were golden unicorns neighing unheard through blue meadows.” — William Faulkner, Soldiers’ Pay

57. As long as we can dream, there will be unicorns.

58. Play with fairies. Ride a unicorn. Swim with mermaids. Chase rainbows.

59. I’m not weird. I’m a unicorn.

60. Your sparkle has not gone unnoticed.

Be a Unicorn Quotes

61. You are the rainbow to my unicorn.

62. “We don’t create a fantasy world to escape reality. We create it to be able to stay.” — Lynda Barry

63. What makes you different makes you beautiful.

64. I have an invisible pink unicorn in my garage.

65. Hope your day is filled with unicorns and glitter.

Funny Unicorn Quotes

66. Unicorn, mermaid, princess… It doesn’t matter. I’m special.

67. Being a unicorn isn’t about being real. It’s about being real awesome.

68. “Like star dust glistening on fairies’ wings, little girls’ dreams are of magical things.” — Sherry Larson

69. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.”

70. I’m not crazy. Now get away from my unicorn.

Cute Unicorn Quotes

71. He is my unicorn, though… That’s how I felt falling in love with him, as if I’d found a creature of myth.” — Rivka Galchen

72. Happy as a unicorn eating cake on a rainbow.

73. Too glam to give a damn.

74. Unicorns are so lame. Said no one ever.

75. Me, crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you.

76. Some days you just want to hop on your unicorn and fly somewhere over the rainbow.

77. Behind every successful unicorn is a pack of haters.

78. Did you hear about the unicorn with the negative attitude? She always said neigh.

79. Sorry, I can’t. I have to take my unicorn for a walk.

Unicorn Captions

80. In unicorn we trust.

81. Why fit in when you were born to stand out?

82. Keep calm because Unicorns are real. 

83. Be a Unicorn in a field full of Horses. 

84. Unicorns can’t fly. I can’t fly. Therefore I am a Unicorn. 

85. Always be yourself, unless you can be a Unicorn. Then, always be a Unicorn. 

86. You may have stopped believing in Unicorns, but they never stopped believing in you. 

87. Never stop believing in the power of Unicorns. 

More Magical Quotes + Sayings You’ll Love

If you liked these funny unicorn quotes then check out a few more of our favorite sayings. 

  • Magical Mermaid Quotes + CaptionsMermaids are like the unicorns of the sea. Magical, fun, and reminding us that if we follow our dreams, we can be anything we want. You know what else is fun… pictures of mermaids. We have put together these adorable mermaid quotes and captions for Instagram that will add that under the sea magic to all your photos. 
  • Cute Animal Quotes – Whether you’re a lover of dogs or crazy about cats, these animal love quotes will make you smile about your four-legged friends. For those of us who share our lives with pets, these animal love quotes will make you smile from the inside out. Don’t forget to share them with someone who loves pets just as much as you so that they can smile, too.
  • You Make Me Happy Quotes – Is there anything in the world better than being happy? Well, being with someone that makes you happy is probably a step above. This post is dedicated to all the people and things that make us happy. These You Make Me Happy quotes are designed to remind or something or someone that makes you happy. As you scroll through think of a person who would be made happy by you sending them each quote.

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