Inside: Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for a Smile.

Thanksgiving can be full of delicious food, fun with family, and now funny quotes! You’ll make even the crankiest of relatives smile with these hilarious puns and one-liners. These funny quotes are perfect to share around the table and make a few kids laugh!

One of my favorite things about Thanksgiving is the sides and naps, and now these funny quotes.

Give everyone a good laugh around the Thanksgiving tables with these funny thanksgiving quotes perfect for a smile.

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for a Smile

One of my favorite ways to use the funny thanksgiving quotes for a smile is to print them off and place them around the table. It’s just a small special way to bring joy to all your guests!

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for a Smile

These funny thanksgiving quotes are perfect for a smile! Scatter them around your Thanksgiving table to bring laughs all throughout dinner.

1. Get your fat pants ready!

2. Gobble till ya wobble!

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for a Smile

3. Cout your blessings not your calories.

4. Let’s get basted!

5. Do you think Thanksgiving dinner is done? You ain’t seen stuffing yet.

6. Go stuff yourself

7. Can’t nobody tell me stuffin…

8. Thanksgiving is plucking awesome

A Few Punny Thanksgiving Quotes

I love a good pun! And these punny funny Thanksgiving quotes are great for a smile!

9. Total Feast Mode

10. 50 Shades of Gravy

12. You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye!

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for a Smile

13. Don’t be a jerky, east some turkey!

14. I yam what I yam

15. Nothing gets butter than this!

Thanksgiving Quotes

16. It’s turkey time!

17. Leggings, leaves, and lattes

18. Hello Gourd-geous

Fall Thanksgiving Quotes to Make You Laugh

Here are a few more of my favorite funny Thanksgiving quotes for a smile!

19. WTF = Wine, Thanksgiving, and Family

20. Leaving are falling which means Thanksgiving is calling

21. Bring on the Turkey Coma

22. Alexa stuff the turkey!

Fall Quotes

23. My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes …

… but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.

24. Why did the police arrest the turkey?

They suspected fowl play.

25. Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

More Quotes You’ll Love

If you like these funny Thanksgiving quotes for a smile you’ll love these other great quotes!

  • Cozy Fall Quotes – There is something about Fall that makes it okay to want to spend your entire Saturday in bed. Sure, there are people out there who prefer to climb mountains, and chop wood, and do all sorts of burly fall things. Not you though. We can find you curled up with a book, drinking something warm, and thinking about diving into your neighbor’s pile of leaves. That’s why these cozy fall quotes are for you. They are meant to remind you of why fall is your favorite season of the year.
  • Fall Letterboard Quotes – It’s starting to happen. You are starting to see those leaves turn, and maybe even a few are falling to the ground. Your favorite coffee shop just added the pumpkin drink to the menu and you’re even starting to wear your sweaters outside the house – even if it just is in the morning. All this means that Fall is right around the corner. Celebrate the best season of the year with these Fall Letterboard Quotes. Bookmark this link so that every time someone comes over they are greeted with a new cute saying.
  • Spooky Halloween Quotes – Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble. These spooky scary and totally fun Halloween quotes are perfect for all your Halloween festivities! From haunted house decor to witchy wishes these magic messages are perfect to send to all your ghostly friends! I love the idea of printing out these cute quotes and attaching them to candy bags for teachers, trick or treaters, or friends!

Let us know in the comments your favorite Thanksgiving dish!