Inside: 53 Delicious Pie Quotes + Captions.

Apple pie, cherry pie, pumpkin pie—the ingredients make no difference as long as youre working plenty of mouthwatering baked treats into your holiday diet. And since theres no better time of year to eat pie, theres also no better time to post about all your tasty desserts on Instagram.

No matter what type of yummy pastry you prefer this holiday season, keep scrolling for 53 delicious pie quotes for your baker’s heart.

Pair these witty words with your perfect pie on Instagram or write them in a card delivered with your fresh handmade goodies.

Pie Puns 

Pumpkin Pie Quotes

These pumpkin pie quotes range from funny pumpkin puns, fun play on words (both pumpkin and pie lend themselves well to a bunch of puns!) and short and sweet pumpkin pie Instagram captions to make all of your followers jealous.

1. You are the pumpkin to my pie.

2. Keep calm and eat more pumpkin pie.

3. Live. Love. Pumpkin Pie.

4. Give thanks and eat pumpkin pie. 

5. Life is never better than when you’re eating pumpkin pie. 

6. I only have pumpkin pies for you. 

Pumpkin Pie Quotes

7. I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have the room for it.

8. Sweet as pumpkin pie. 

9. Pumpkin pie fixes everything. Fact. 

10. Find someone who looks at you the way I look at pumpkin pie.

11. Pumpkin pie, spice, and everything nice. 

12. I don’t care what the problem is, pumpkin pie is the solution. 

13. A bad day eating pumpkin pie is always better than a good day without it.

14. We must have pumpkin pie. Stress doesn’t exist in the presence of pumpkin pie.

15. Fall Vibes and Pumpkin pie. 

16. Life needs more pumpkin pie and prayers.

17. Just a girl who loves pumpkin pie. 

Apple Pie Quotes

Apple pie is one of the most American desserts, commonly enjoyed in the Fall, and there’s just something about that criss-cross lattice shape with apple flavor bursting out of it that makes us fall in love. Enjoy this guide to apple pie puns and other quotes so you’ll have all of the sweetest quotes in your back pocket.

18. You are the apple to my pie.

Apple Pie Quotes

19. Apple pies make all things better. 

20. Apple pie is my therapy. 

21. Apple pie totally counts as a serving of fruit. 

22. Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness.

23. We must have apple pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of apple pie.

24. If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

25.  A bad day eating apple pie is better than a good day doing anything else.

26. Find a partner who looks at you like I look at apple pie. 

27. Filling my apple pie to the sky. 

28. If you say you have apple pie, I might have to marry you.

29. There’s no problem too large that apple pie can’t fix

30. Follow me to the apple pie. 

31. I’m as American as apple pie. 

32. Pilates? Oh, heavens no. I thought you said “apple pie and lattes.”

33. Freshly baked apple pie makes the world go round.

34. Is it really a trip to your grandma’s house until you’ve had some apple pie?

35. Keep calm and eat apple pie. 

36. I don’t care what the problem is. The answer is apple pie.

Sweet Pie Poems

These sweet pie poems are filled with descriptive pictures and beautiful visions of the perfectly baked pie. I love using these sweet pie quotes for when I am delivering my holiday pies. Write them on a cute card and attached them to your freshly baked goodies for your friends to enjoy. 

37. Pies have a reputation.
And it’s immediate—no talk of potential

Regarding a pie.  It’s good
Or it isn’t, but mostly it is—sweet, very sweet

Right then, right there, blue and red.

38. Having watched a boa
eat a rat alive,
the shortest child does as she was told?
looks up, holds the right hand
of the buddy system, and stands,
as she explains it, “still as a piece of pie.”

39. Countless lives on a living pie,
green and blue with many lies;
holy tyrants playing with little lives,
costumed saviors in peaceful times.
Perhaps these are just some lies,
or just a fraction of the pie.

40. For dessert, I try my very first bite of fresh blueberry pie –
a bite so flakey, tangy, and gooey that I can not deny.
If I have another scrumptious slice,
I think this just might become my vice
until I eat so much that I keel over and die!

41. This morning I cooked up a pie
For the party tomorrow, so why
Am I constantly itchin’
To run to the kitchen
And gobble the whole blueberry pie

Pie Captions for Instagram

If you’re taking pictures of your holiday pie before you eat it or you’re looking for a fun, creative, and witty quote, then these pie quotes and captions are perfect for you. 

42. Bake the world a better place. 

43. Conversation was irrelevant. Only pie mattered. 

44. Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight. 

45. You want a piece of me?

46. Cutie Pie

47. I have “fillings” for you!

48. Sweet as pie!

Pie Captions

49. Autumn skies and apple pies. 

50. Apple pie totally counts as a serving of fruit. 

51. Pie makes everyone happy. 

52. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. 

53. Our hobbies include eating pie and thinking about the next time well be eating pie.

More Quotes You’ll Love to Share

If you like these tasty, mouthwatering, and sweet pie quotes then check out a few more of our favorite sayings that are perfect to share this holiday season. These festive words will go perfectly with your holiday pie baking and sharing. 

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Pie Quotes