Inside: 83 Cute Pineapple Quotes, Puns, & Savage Sayings.

Pineapples are the most fun of all the fruits! There is something about a pineapple that just makes you feel like you’re on a tropical island.

Maybe that is why it seems like everyone is obsessed with pineapples these days.

Pineapples do not only represent summer and tropical fun but the core of Southern hospitality symbolizing warmth and acceptance in a welcoming home that treats guests like family.

There is just something so cute about photos of pineapples and these cute pineapple quotes are just as special as their sweet meaning and fun style!

Check out our favorite pineapple puns, jokes, quotes, and pick-up lines. 

Pineapple Pick Up Lines

Pineapple Pick Up Lines

1. Dang, you pine.

2. I pine for you.

3. If you were a fruit, you would definitely be a fineapple.

4. This pineapple won’t move! Must be out of juice.

5. I pine for you.

6. You are the pineapple of my eye.

7. What do you call a fruit that has intimacy issues and can only love from afar? A pineapple.

8. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple? A pine-apple!

9. What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus but on the outside of the pineapple.

10. In a world full of apples, be a pineapple!

Funny Pineapple Quotes + Jokes

11. When would an apple be not an apple? When it’s a pineapple!

12. What do you call a fat pineapple? A pineapple chunk!

13. What do you call someone who likes pineapple but not on their pizza? Sane.

14. When life hands you pineapples, make piña coladas.

Summer Fruit Sayings

15. From where do you get pineapple milk? From its pinenipples!

16. A person was hit by a bus after he claimed pineapple goes with pizza… Also, I lost my bus license today.

17. ”Be like a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” Katherine Gaskin

18. “If you sit all day in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That is well documented.” Karl Pilkington

19. “Know what I love? All those different textures. The smooth bananas, the stringy pineapple, the crunchy pecans. Nothing like it.” James Villas, in Hungry for Happiness

20. “Only the knife knows the heart of a pineapple.” adapted from Simone Schwarz-Bart

Pineapple Crown Quotes

21. “Upon a low-hanging branch sat Tarzan directly above the majestic, supple body as it forged silently through the thick jungle. He hurled a pineapple at the ancient enemy of his people. The great beast stopped and, turning, eyed the taunting figure above her.” Edgar Rice Burroughs, Tarzan of the Apes

22. “A pineapple is far more versatile than you might think, and certainly merits wider use than in Hawaiian pizzas, Piña Coladas and cheesy cocktail sticks.” Yotam Ottolenghi

23. “A Mai Tai with pineapple. It’s like a vacation in a glass!” Katie Lee

24. “For her… I asked a pear to become a pineapple, a pineapple to become a lightbulb, a lightbulb to become the moon, and the moon to become a coin I flipped for her love.” Nicole Krauss

25. “Where is it defined that a house must be beige? Any dun colored house would look better if painted pineapple.” Frances Mayes

26. “When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.” David Turney

27. “Love is like a pineapple. Sweet and undefinable.” Piet Hein

28.“He is the very pineapple of politeness” Richard Brinsley Sheridan

29. “You look like a beautiful, blonde pineapple!” Doody, to Frenchie in Grease (1978)

30. “Yellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity. It promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your awareness and helps depression, sadness, or any kind of despondency with life. Yellow vibration foods are: pineapples, bananas, grapefruit, lemons and corn.” Tae Yun Kim

Inspiring Pineapple Quotes

31. “I describe my music as like a mix of juices – a Tropicana orange juice and a little bit of off-brand pineapple juice. I guess you could call it generic brand pineapple-wave.” Mike Tucker

32. “Count the florets of a sunflower, or the spiral scales of a pineapple, running from its bottom up its sides to the top and you will find an extraordinary truth: recurring numbers, ratios, and proportions, all through nature.” Charles Jencks

33. “I think I was a mermaid, and I used to swim the shores of Hawaii and used to pop up and see coconuts and pineapples everywhere.” Ella Henderson

34. “Be as the pineapple. Have a hundred eyes.” Filipino proverb

35. “Each pineapple plant produces only one fruit per year. It can take up to two years for the pineapple to ripen, and it’s important to wait, because once it’s picked, it can’t ripen any further. The unripe pineapple not only tastes terrible, but is also poisonous.” Kate Christensen

36. “At one point in time, Lanai grew 98% of the world’s pineapples. Now, most of the world’s pineapples are grown in two places; Costa Rica and Panama, because no one wants to spend $45 on a pineapple from the United States.” Larry Ellison

37. “I like pineapple. It’s delightful!” Sarah Drew

38. “Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!” W. C. Fields

39. “I think I was a mermaid and I used to swim the shores or Hawaii and used to pop up and see coconuts and pineapples everywhere.” Ella Henderson

40. Believe me, pineapple on pizza is the bomb!

Cute Pineapple Quotes

41. There’s nothing wrong with too many pineapples.

Funny Pineapple Crown Quotes

42. Want something sugary and healthy? Mix pineapple into your favorite dishes.

43. Detox with a pineapple each day.

44. Teleport into a beautiful tropical beach with some sweet pineapple slices.

45. Nurses and pineapples are the same—tough outside, sweet inside.

46. A good, healthy morning starts with a glass of fresh pineapple juice.

47. Pineapple juice is for the soul. Gin and tonic are for the body.

48. Pineapple—you get the best of three citrus fruits in one.

49. I can’t live a single day without a glass of pineapple juice.

50. Today, I planted a pineapple.

Pineapple Sayings

51. There are two types of people: those who love pineapple on pizza, and those who are stupid not to like it.

52. “If only every workday could be spent in the sunshine with pineapples full of rum. She’d get very little work done, but she’d be in an excellent mood.” ― Jasmine Guillory

53. “Be like a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” – Katherine Gaskin

54. “When life hands you pineapples, you best make piña coladas.” – Unknown

55. “So, bring me two piña coladas. One for each hand.” – Garth Brooks

56. “Happiness comes in pineapples.” – Unknown

57. “It’s against the law of Pineapples for humans to drink water after eating them.” ― Michael Bassey Johnson

58. “Pineapples have this cute little crown on top of them. They wear it proudly.” – Unknown

59. “Be as the pineapple. Have a hundred eyes.” – Filipino proverb

60. “Wear a crown like a pineapple.” – Unknown

61. “He is the very pineapple of politeness.”- Richard Brinsley Sheridan

62. “A pineapple a day keeps the worries away.” – Unknown

63. “When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.”― Davin Turney

Pineapple Puns

64. Pure ha-pine-ness!

65. They broke up. He was a crushed pineapple.

66. The pineapple picked up the phone and said “Ye-llow?”

67. She’s looking pine.

68. Tropic-apple weather is hot and nice!

69. No need to worry. It’s juice a pineapple.

70. The pineapple is creating a painting. But it’s still a little rough around the edges.

71. For a pineapple, life is sweet.

Be a Pineapple Quotes

72. You’ve got some spiky skin.

73. When the pineapple was crowned, everyone in attendance said, “Your pine-ness.”

74. And they lived pineapply ever after.

75. “You are one fine-apple.” – Unknown

76. “I pine for you.” – Unknown

Sweet Pineapple Quotes

77. “Love is like a pineapple. Sweet and undefinable.” – Piet Heinrb

78. “A pineapple has pointy defenses, but it’s still sweet. Be a pineapple.” – Unknown

79. I love you to the core

80. “I like pineapple. It’s delightful!” – Sarah Drew

81. “The pineapple is a symbol of welcome, warmth, friendship, and hospitality.” – unknown

82. “Love is like a pineapple. Sweet and indefinable” – Piet Hein

83. “Be a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” – Katherine Gaskin

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Pineapple Quotes