Inside: 83 Cute Pineapple Quotes, Puns, & Savage Sayings.
Pineapples are the most fun of all the fruits! There is something about a pineapple that just makes you feel like you’re on a tropical island.
Maybe that is why it seems like everyone is obsessed with pineapples these days.
Pineapples do not only represent summer and tropical fun but the core of Southern hospitality symbolizing warmth and acceptance in a welcoming home that treats guests like family.
There is just something so cute about photos of pineapples and these cute pineapple quotes are just as special as their sweet meaning and fun style!
Check out our favorite pineapple puns, jokes, quotes, and pick-up lines.
Pineapple Pick Up Lines
1. Dang, you pine.
2. I pine for you.
3. If you were a fruit, you would definitely be a fineapple.
4. This pineapple won’t move! Must be out of juice.
5. I pine for you.
6. You are the pineapple of my eye.
7. What do you call a fruit that has intimacy issues and can only love from afar? A pineapple.
8. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple? A pine-apple!
9. What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus but on the outside of the pineapple.
10. In a world full of apples, be a pineapple!
Funny Pineapple Quotes + Jokes
11. When would an apple be not an apple? When it’s a pineapple!
12. What do you call a fat pineapple? A pineapple chunk!
13. What do you call someone who likes pineapple but not on their pizza? Sane.
14. When life hands you pineapples, make piña coladas.
15. From where do you get pineapple milk? From its pinenipples!
16. A person was hit by a bus after he claimed pineapple goes with pizza… Also, I lost my bus license today.
17. ”Be like a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” Katherine Gaskin
18. “If you sit all day in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That is well documented.” Karl Pilkington
19. “Know what I love? All those different textures. The smooth bananas, the stringy pineapple, the crunchy pecans. Nothing like it.” James Villas, in Hungry for Happiness
20. “Only the knife knows the heart of a pineapple.” adapted from Simone Schwarz-Bart
Pineapple Crown Quotes
21. “Upon a low-hanging branch sat Tarzan directly above the majestic, supple body as it forged silently through the thick jungle. He hurled a pineapple at the ancient enemy of his people. The great beast stopped and, turning, eyed the taunting figure above her.” Edgar Rice Burroughs, Tarzan of the Apes
22. “A pineapple is far more versatile than you might think, and certainly merits wider use than in Hawaiian pizzas, Piña Coladas and cheesy cocktail sticks.” Yotam Ottolenghi
23. “A Mai Tai with pineapple. It’s like a vacation in a glass!” Katie Lee
24. “For her… I asked a pear to become a pineapple, a pineapple to become a lightbulb, a lightbulb to become the moon, and the moon to become a coin I flipped for her love.” Nicole Krauss
25. “Where is it defined that a house must be beige? Any dun colored house would look better if painted pineapple.” Frances Mayes
26. “When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.” David Turney
27. “Love is like a pineapple. Sweet and undefinable.” Piet Hein
28.“He is the very pineapple of politeness” Richard Brinsley Sheridan
29. “You look like a beautiful, blonde pineapple!” Doody, to Frenchie in Grease (1978)
30. “Yellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity. It promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your awareness and helps depression, sadness, or any kind of despondency with life. Yellow vibration foods are: pineapples, bananas, grapefruit, lemons and corn.” Tae Yun Kim
Inspiring Pineapple Quotes
31. “I describe my music as like a mix of juices – a Tropicana orange juice and a little bit of off-brand pineapple juice. I guess you could call it generic brand pineapple-wave.” Mike Tucker
32. “Count the florets of a sunflower, or the spiral scales of a pineapple, running from its bottom up its sides to the top and you will find an extraordinary truth: recurring numbers, ratios, and proportions, all through nature.” Charles Jencks
33. “I think I was a mermaid, and I used to swim the shores of Hawaii and used to pop up and see coconuts and pineapples everywhere.” Ella Henderson
34. “Be as the pineapple. Have a hundred eyes.” Filipino proverb
35. “Each pineapple plant produces only one fruit per year. It can take up to two years for the pineapple to ripen, and it’s important to wait, because once it’s picked, it can’t ripen any further. The unripe pineapple not only tastes terrible, but is also poisonous.” Kate Christensen
36. “At one point in time, Lanai grew 98% of the world’s pineapples. Now, most of the world’s pineapples are grown in two places; Costa Rica and Panama, because no one wants to spend $45 on a pineapple from the United States.” Larry Ellison
37. “I like pineapple. It’s delightful!” Sarah Drew
38. “Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!” W. C. Fields
39. “I think I was a mermaid and I used to swim the shores or Hawaii and used to pop up and see coconuts and pineapples everywhere.” Ella Henderson
40. Believe me, pineapple on pizza is the bomb!
Cute Pineapple Quotes
41. There’s nothing wrong with too many pineapples.
42. Want something sugary and healthy? Mix pineapple into your favorite dishes.
43. Detox with a pineapple each day.
44. Teleport into a beautiful tropical beach with some sweet pineapple slices.
45. Nurses and pineapples are the same—tough outside, sweet inside.
46. A good, healthy morning starts with a glass of fresh pineapple juice.
47. Pineapple juice is for the soul. Gin and tonic are for the body.
48. Pineapple—you get the best of three citrus fruits in one.
49. I can’t live a single day without a glass of pineapple juice.
50. Today, I planted a pineapple.
51. There are two types of people: those who love pineapple on pizza, and those who are stupid not to like it.
52. “If only every workday could be spent in the sunshine with pineapples full of rum. She’d get very little work done, but she’d be in an excellent mood.” ― Jasmine Guillory
53. “Be like a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” – Katherine Gaskin
54. “When life hands you pineapples, you best make piña coladas.” – Unknown
55. “So, bring me two piña coladas. One for each hand.” – Garth Brooks
56. “Happiness comes in pineapples.” – Unknown
57. “It’s against the law of Pineapples for humans to drink water after eating them.” ― Michael Bassey Johnson
58. “Pineapples have this cute little crown on top of them. They wear it proudly.” – Unknown
59. “Be as the pineapple. Have a hundred eyes.” – Filipino proverb
60. “Wear a crown like a pineapple.” – Unknown
61. “He is the very pineapple of politeness.”- Richard Brinsley Sheridan
62. “A pineapple a day keeps the worries away.” – Unknown
63. “When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.”― Davin Turney
64. Pure ha-pine-ness!
65. They broke up. He was a crushed pineapple.
66. The pineapple picked up the phone and said “Ye-llow?”
67. She’s looking pine.
68. Tropic-apple weather is hot and nice!
69. No need to worry. It’s juice a pineapple.
70. The pineapple is creating a painting. But it’s still a little rough around the edges.
71. For a pineapple, life is sweet.
72. You’ve got some spiky skin.
73. When the pineapple was crowned, everyone in attendance said, “Your pine-ness.”
74. And they lived pineapply ever after.
75. “You are one fine-apple.” – Unknown
76. “I pine for you.” – Unknown
Sweet Pineapple Quotes
77. “Love is like a pineapple. Sweet and undefinable.” – Piet Heinrb
78. “A pineapple has pointy defenses, but it’s still sweet. Be a pineapple.” – Unknown
79. I love you to the core
80. “I like pineapple. It’s delightful!” – Sarah Drew
81. “The pineapple is a symbol of welcome, warmth, friendship, and hospitality.” – unknown
82. “Love is like a pineapple. Sweet and indefinable” – Piet Hein
83. “Be a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” – Katherine Gaskin
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