Inside: Cool Quotes for Instagram Captions

The perfect Instagram post isn’t all about just a picture. You have to have the right hashtags, filters, and most importantly a brilliant caption! A captivating caption can draw in your followers and create fun engagement for all.

Here are 53 cool quotes for Instagram captions that you’ll love.

Cool Quotes for Instagram Captions

Cool Quotes for Instagram Captions

“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”– Walter Winchell

Just remember, if we get caught – you’re deaf and I don’t speak English

“You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.” — Dale Carnegie

New life, new friends, new everything.

New Life Quotes

“True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.” – David Tyson

There is nothing better than a good friend, unless it is a good friend with wine.

“A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.”

I’ve taken up a new hobby, living my fucking life.

“Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes.”– Henry David Thoreau

A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helps you edit them so that you don’t go to jail.

The Best Quotes for Instagram Captions

“The real test of friendship is can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple?” – Eugene Kennedy

I said I would stay in tonight, these guys just laughed at me and told me they were on their way to pick me up.

“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.” – Clifton Fadiman

“I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.” – Plutarch

Friends are the family we chose.

Friends Quotes

“Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.” – Marcel Proust

“Don’t make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up.” – Thomas J. Watson

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They will make it messy anyway!

“If you go looking for a friend, you’re going to find they’re very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you’ll find them everywhere.” – Zig Ziglar

Pretty sure the only reason I have people over is so I can clean my house

I like hanging out with these people, they make me feel a little less crazy

Perfect Captions for Instagram

Sometimes your friends just know that you need a night out

Having a kid is like getting a new friend to clean up after and make sure they make it to bed ok. My 20s definitely prepared me for this

“Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.” – Elie Wiesel

Yes this is another picture of my food. No I don’t plan on stopping anytime soon

I have to document a picture of this food, because I am going to go after it so hard you would never recognize it.

“I just wanted to destroy something beautiful” – Tyler Durden. Also me to this food!

Foodie Quotes

I get so little good things in life, please join me in enjoying how beautiful this looks.

My mom never remembers the dish she likes at a restaurant, this is just my way of making sure I don’t turn into my mother

Some people love posting pictures of their dogs on instagram, some of us find companionship in different areas…

The Perfect Foodie Caption

Here are some cool quotes for Instagram captions just for your food!

This dish is so good I’m seriously considering getting a divorce and running off with it

The last thing the internet needs is another food picture, so this will be my last one I promise. And I really mean it this time…

You can complain about my food pics all you want, but we both know it’s just cause you’re angry

If loving pizza were a crime, then I’m Al Fucking Capone

You had me at cheese…

Instagram Caption

There’s a lot of things I could give up and still be happy, but cheese is not one of them

They say nothing tastes as good as skinny. Obviously those people have never had a donut, or pizza, or pretty much anything I’ve eaten in the past week

I could definitely lose a few pounds. But I’m a little concerned if that might have a negative impact on my relationship with cheeseburgers

There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

Life is like a sandwich, you have to fill it with the best ingredients, and share it with those you love

I cook with wine for almost every meal, sometimes I even add it to my food

I’m not addicted to coffee, coffee is addicted to me

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.” – Erma Bombeck

I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my food, I don’t even know where tacos live.

Food Instagram Captions

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside.

A Few More Funny Instagram Caption Ideas

If you love cool quotes for Instagram captions, then these are just for you!

“Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don’t forget food. You can go a week without laughing.” – Joss Whedon

Pretty sure the majority of breakfast food is just desert trying to sneak into the party.

I like hashtags because they look like waffles.

Funny Instagram Captions

“Food is everything we are. It’s an extension of nationalist feeling, ethnic feeling, your personal history, your province, your region, your tribe, your grandma. It’s inseparable from those from the get-go.” – Anthony Bourdain

Pretty sure cupcakes are just muffins that refused to be stuck in the circumstances life gave them

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz

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Happy Instagraming! Let us know in the comments your favorite cool quotes for Instagram captions.