Inside: Funny 60th Birthday Quotes.

Send a funny birthday wish and bring a smile to the birthday guy or gals face with these birthday quotes. Getting older can be a hard pill to swallow, but don’t fret, creating a beautiful life with amazing people is all worth it in the end.

Share how much you love, adore, and enjoy your 60th birthday friend with these funny 60th birthday quotes and show them just how special they are.

We love sending fun quotes on someone’s birthday. It’s a great way to let them know you are thinking about them and wish them a special day. These quotes are perfect to write on a card, send in a text, or share on a birthday banner.

Funny 60th Birthday Quotes

Funny 60th Birthday Quotes

These funny 60th birthday quotes will give any birthday guy or gal a good giggle on their special day.

1. I look 40 and act 20; that made me 60.

2. More pills but more thrills. Happy 60th Birthday. 

Funny 60th Birthday Quotes About Getting Old

3. Wishing you a cheerful 60th birthday.

4. My 60 is 18, with 42 years of experience.

5. You look marvelous! I know it took 60 years, but it paid off.

6. I am enjoying the second 30.

7. Do you know the age of perfection? It’s 60.

Sweet quotes about turning 60

8. You are too handsome at the age of 60.

9. 60 is the peak. After 60, the body is weak, so happy birthday, my beloved, saying it with no teeth.

Happy 60th Birthday Quotes to Send

Send a funny message and bring a smile to the new oldies’ face.

10. 60, damn, look so good.

11. They said 60 is the new 40.

12. Don’t think about wrinkles. It’s called 60’s dimples.

Funny Quotes about wrinkles

13. You are not growing older, just more special!

14. I am 420 in dog years!

15. Not old. Classic. Happy 60th Birthday!

16. The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana. – Betty White

17. The good thing to remember is you’re probably going to forget. Happy Birthday.

Funny 60 Birthday Quotes

18. Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!

Share a Birthday Laugh with These Funny 60th Birthday Quotes

Share a laugh with these funny 60th birthday quotes!

19.  60?? Don’t panic – you’ve still got it! The hard part is remembering where it is.

You've Still Got It Quotes For Turning 60

20.  A true friend knows how old you are…and stays for the party anyway.

21. I’m not saying that you’re old…but your candles cost more than your birthday cake!

22. The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

23. Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.

Funny 60th Birthday Quotes

24. Happy 60th Birthday!

25. Nobody’s “old” anymore – they’ve just been around for a long time.

More Fun Quotes You’ll Love to Share

  • Happy 23rd Birthday Quotes – At the age of 23, you should be ready to make some of the most challenging decisions in life. Perhaps, it’s about time to think about your career choices, personal growth, marriage, and other important things concerning adult life. So if you knew someone who is turning 23 today, let him or her know how special this age is. Here are some happy 23rd birthday quotes that you can send.
  • Happy Birthday Mom Quotes – It’s your Mother’s birthday. The birthday of the most special woman in the world. She raised you, put up with your teenage years, and is still always there for you. These “Happy Birthday Mom” Quotes are designed to encourage you to tell her just how special she is on her special day in a card, via text or just to say to her on the phone.
  • Birthday Quotes for Son – Having a son is quite an incredible blessing. Watching them grow from a little boy learning how to crawl to a full-fledged adult is one of the most amazing and heart-wrenching things. There are no words that could adequately express how much you love your son, but on his birthday you get a chance to try.
  • 19th Birthday Quotes – Turning 19 is a huge milestone because your about to leave your teenage years behind and become a young adult, which, as we all know, will bring so many more responsibilities and worries into your life. Being 19 is basically the last chance to enjoy being called a teenager, be wild, make mistakes, experience things and not have many consequences to deal with.