Inside: 29 Funny Birthday Quotes for Kids to Enjoy.

Share a little more birthday joy this year with a funny message for your birthday boy or girl! Everyone loves a good joke or pun, am I right?

These funny birthday quotes for kids are the perfect combination of birthday wishes and funny one-liners. We love coming up with cute, witty, and a little “punny” quotes that will make someone giggle just a little.

So pick your favorite spread a little birthday cheer!

For an extra special effect, celebrate with these colorful confetti cannons for a big surprise! Trust us, the kiddos LOVE them.

Funny Birthday Quotes for Kids

Funny Birthday Quotes for Kids

1. What is more fun than breaking those toys? Your birthday! Happy birthday to a very special kid.

2. You know what rhymes with May, Your birthday! Happy birthday, champ!

3. Blow the candles and dig into your birthday cake. Share a slice of the cake with me. Happy birthday!

4. Happiest Birthday to You Silly One!

Funny Birthday Quotes Kids Love

5. Are your teeth ready for chewing and biting? You are turning one more year older today. Happy birthday, baby.

6. Joy and chaos go hand in hand with you around. Happy birthday naughty one!

7. Happy birthday to the kid who loves broccoli more than toffees, veggies more than candies.

8. It’s that time of the year when you are allowed to monkey around and no one will stop you. It’s your birthday! Go bonkers! Happy birthday!

Funny quotes to tell your kid happy birthday!

Add a Little “Pun” – Funny Birthday Quotes for Kids

9. Go Shawty – It’s “Sherbert” – day!

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10. Time “Fries” Happy Birthday!

11. Hap-pea Birthday

12. Holy Guacamole! It’s your birthday.

13. Have a Jaw-some Birthday

14. I hope you have a great birthday. You’re one-in-a-melon!

15. Have an eggcellent birthday

16. Look “hoo-hoo’s” having a birthday. Have a wonderful birthday.

17. Happy Birthday to my main squeeze.

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18. Happy Bee-Day!

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19. A wish made on a birthday is granted super soon. Go wild and make tons of crazy wishes. Happy birthday, kid!

20. “Drum rolls” It’s the birthday of someone very special. May you have a fantastic birthday.

Special Birthday Quotes for Kids

21. Birthdays are the best excuse to sit and binge-watch all the Disney movies. Go ahead and watch all your favorite ones. Happy birthday!

22. You are the king today! Treat us as your slaves and then treat us with a birthday party. Happy birthday!

23. How do pickles celebrate their birthday? They relish every moment. May you live every moment of your life like a pickle. Happy birthday!

24. Forget your homework and play lots of games. Have truckloads of fun on your big day. Happy birthday!

25. It’s your day to splurge, but you don’t have the license to drive yet. So let’s go out shopping for your birthday. Have a very merry birthday celebration.

26. Time is flying by so fast. Your rosy cheeks remind me of your infant days. Don’t grow up so quickly. May every day of your life be as special as your birthday. Happy birthday!

27. Today we celebrate your special day even though you were very naughty all year. Happy birthday to the naughtiest kid in the town.

28. Wishing you all the ice-cream, cupcakes, and marshmallows you can eat on your birthday. Gobble them up as quickly as you can. Happy birthday little munchkin!

Munchkin Birthday Quotes

29. Congratulations you are turning older by another year today and getting closer to lose another tooth. Birthday greetings from the tooth fairy!

More Cute Birthday Quote Ideas You’ll Love

If you like these funny birthday quotes for kids, then check out a few more of our favorite birthday wishes.

  • My Birthday Quotes – Birthdays are the one day every year you can most likely get away with anything, from eating cake all day to taking a nap uninterrupted. Here are a few of our favorite My Birthday Quotes for you to use during your special day!
  • Happy Birthday Mom Quotes – It’s your Mother’s birthday. The birthday of the most special woman in the world. She raised you, put up with your teenage years, and is still always there for you. These “Happy Birthday Mom” Quotes are designed to encourage you to tell her just how special she is on her special day in a card, via text or just to say to her on the phone.
  • Birthday Quotes for Son – Having a son is quite an incredible blessing. Watching them grow from a little boy learning how to crawl to a full-fledged adult is one of the most amazing and heart-wrenching things. There are no words that could adequately express how much you love your son, but on his birthday you get a chance to try.