Inside: Wildly funny beer quotes for happy hour!

There really isn’t anything better than an ice-cold beer on a warm sunny day. Well, let me rephrase that, there isn’t anything better than an ice-cold beer period. Whether you’re spending a sunny day at the lake, cooling off after mowing the lawn, or just craking one open after a long day a beer is something we can all enjoy.

Funny Beer Quotes

These wildly funny beer quotes are perfect to show just how much you love a nice cold one! So pour me a tallboy and let’s get to celebrating!

Wildly Funny Beer Quotes

Don’t worry, BEER happy. These wildly funny beer quotes are the perfect way to capture just how much you love a nice cold one! Trust us!

1. Don’t worry, BEER happy!

2. Love is ALE we need.

3. I give into beer pressure.

Funny Drinking Quotes

4. It’s beer o’clock somewhere!

5. I am silently judging your beer selection!

6. Do you know what rhymes with Friday? Beer.

7. Beer makes everything better!

8. I tried running. Gave it up. I kept spilling my beer.

Funny Quotes

9. Life is BREW-tiful!

You know what time it is… BEER TIME

Pour me a tall one and let’s get this party started. These funny beer quotes had me laughing so hard I almost spilled my beer!

10. Beer. The best damn drink in the world!

Drinking Quotes

11. Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

12. The best beer in the world is the open bottle in your hand.

13. Good people drink good beer!

14. Pizza alone won’t fill the emptiness inside you, you’ll also need a beer!

Funny Quotes about Beer

15. In dog beers, I’ve only had one!

16. I only drink beer on days that end with “Y”

 

Beer Me – Perfect Quotes about Beer

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. When life’s a bitch, beer is a must. HAHA, life can be quite the bitch sometimes, and these funny beer quotes can make you forget all about it!

17. You make my heart hoppy!

18. I like my water with barley and hops!

19. Drink beer like it’s your day job!

20. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. When life’s a bitch, beer is a must!

Quotes about Beer

21. Be nice. Be useful. Bring Beer!

22. Beer is not the answer. Beer is the question. “Yes” is the answer!

23. Life is too short to drink bad beer!

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More Fun Quotes You Will Love

If you loved these funny beer quotes, you will love these other fun quotes! Check out a few of our favorites!

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  • Happy Birthday Quotes for Husband – It’s your husband’s birthday! Today is a day to celebrate him for all the happiness he brings to your life. It’s a day to remember the gift that he is to you, and everything he means to you. These “Happy Birthday Quotes for Husband” are meant to help you find the right words to help celebrate his special day.
  • Cigar Quotes – There is something so very special about a good cigar. Nothing can calm us, bring us together, or just give us a great reason to celebrate like a good cigar. These Cigar Quotes capture the magic that tobacco can bring to our lives. So sit back and enjoy these quotes over a good smoke.

Life is short, drink a beer, laugh at some jokes, and enjoy yourself! Hopefully, these funny beer quotes made you crack a smile or two! Let us know in the comments your favorite beer! Cheers!