Inside: Bacon Quotes for the griddle.

Bacon, made from various cuts mostly from the pork belly or from the less fatty back cuts, is a type of salt-cured pork.

Bacon can be consumed on its own, or used as an addition to flavor dishes ranging from pasta to salads, and sandwiches to hamburgers! Bacon is also often served as part of a full English breakfast, along with sausages and eggs.

Bacon has been a part of life for many years, for some people breakfast without bacon is simply unimaginable. Here is a collection of the most famous bacon quotes and sayings out there.

Bacon Sayings

Funny Bacon Quotes

1. Nothing Comes Between Me and My Bacon.

2. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Bacon.

3. Happiness Is Bacon-Shaped.

4. Bacon Knocks Out The Competition.

5. What Would You Do For Bacon.

6. Bacon Stands Above The Rest.

7. Step Into The Light With Bacon.

8. All You Need Is Bacon And A Dream.

9. I Like The Bacon In You.

10. I Think, Therefore Bacon.

11. I’d Walk A Mile For Bacon

12. Whenever There’s A Snack Gap, Bacon Fits.

13. Make It A Bacon Day.

Breakfast Puns

14. The Future’s Bright. The Future’s Bacon.

15. Bacon Keeps Going And Going.

Sizzling Bacon Captions

16. The Bacon Effect.

17. Got Bacon? You’re In Luck.

18. Meat Candy Goodness.

19. Only Bacon Prevents A Bad Day.

20. The Best Bacon A Man Can Get.

21. Got attacked by a bacon tree the other day. Turned out to be a hambush.

22. What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast? Kevin Bacon.

23. I’d be a vegetarian if bacon grew on trees.

24. Two eggs and a strip of bacon walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “Sorry – we don’t serve breakfast here.”

25. Why did the bacon laugh? Because the egg cracked a yolk.

26. Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.

27. What tree does bacon grow on? Porcupine.

28. What would happen if pigs could fly? I don’t know, but the price of bacon would skyrocket.

29. What’s the name of the movie about Bacon? Hamlet.

30. Why do pigs go to New York City? To see the Big Apple.

Bacon Inspired Jokes

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31. What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon? Pulled Pork.

32. What do you call a bacon-wrapped dinosaur? Jurassic Pork.

33. What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors? History in the bacon.

34. Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu? Kevin Bacon.

35. What’s the name of the movie about Bacon? Frankenswine.

36. I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day. Turned out to be a porkypine.

37. What do you call a Scottish piece of bacon? Ham-ish.

38. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? I’m bacon!

39. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

40. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.

41. Why didn’t anyone want to play ball with the pig? Because he always hogs the ball!

42. Which celebrity smells the best? Kevin Bacon.

43. What are the names of two movies about bacon? Frankenswine and Hamlet.

44. What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurassic Pork.

Hilarious Breakfast Sayings

45. What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken? The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.

46. Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?  Kevin Bacon

47. Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.

48. What’s green and smells like bacon?  Kermit the Frog’s finger!

49. When you go to Jurassic Pork, one of the notable must-eat meals is dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon.

50. I couldn’t if I fried.

51. You bacon me crazy!

52. Don’t go bacon my heart.

53. Thanks a brunch!

54. What’s the name of the movie about Bacon? Frankenswine/Hamlet

55. Why was the meat packer arrested? For bringing home the bacon.

56. What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors? History in the bacon.

57. How do they get up there? In pig-up trucks. 

58. What did the boy bacon say to the girl bacon? Girl, you’re bacon my heart melt.

59. What are they warned to watch out for? Pig pockets.

Bacon Puns

60. BAE-con!

61. Either you love bacon or you’re wrong.

62. I can’t make everyone happy – I’m not bacon.

Funny Bacon Quotes

63. I believe in bacon.

64. Only bacon has the answer.

65. Bacon is the real thing.

66. Heal the world with bacon.

67. I’d walk a mile for bacon.

68. One bacon is better than two of something else.

69. Bacon is my weakness.

70. “That’s too much bacon,” said no one ever.

71. Bacon is the best!

72. Bacon works like magic.

73. Start the day right with bacon.

74. I’d do anything for bacon.

75. Bacon solves your problems

Breakfast Captions + Quotes

76. Bacon makes dreams come true.

77. Bacon takes good care of you.

78. The best thing on earth.

79. Whatever sizzles your bacon.

Quotes About Bacon

80. You’re in good hands with bacon.

81. The wonder has a name: Bacon.

82. Have you had your bacon today?

83. Bacon is crazy good.

84. Got my daily dose of bacon.

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Bacon Quotes