Inside: 60+ Cookie Quotes That Won’t Crumble.

Chocolate chip, sugar, peanut butter, and even coated in icing, cookies are arguably the most delicious dessert on the planet!

Whether you’re hoping for some cute cookie quotes to use as cookie Instagram captions or you just want some adorable cookie sayings to put up in your bakery or bake sale, this list is for you!

We’ve got all the best quotes about cookies, including funny cookie sayings, cookie puns (who can resist a good cookie pun? Not us!) and thoughtful cookie quotes that speak to how much joy these desserts can bring us.

Use these cookie captions to go along with your picture-perfect Insta snaps (idea: stack all of the cookies on top of each other for a new type of picture, and make sure to get some pictures of the cookies with bites out of them!).

Dessert Sayings

Our Favorite Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe

You’re going to need the perfect cookie recipe for all these fun cookie quotes! Here is our favorite chocolate chip recipe that pairs wonderfully with any crumble quote below. 


  • ½ cup butter room temperature
  • ½ cup granulated sugar
  • 1/2 cup light brown sugar
  • 1 egg room temperature
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1 ¾ cup all-purpose flour
  • ½ tsp baking soda
  • ½ tsp salt
  • 2 cups chocolate chips or chopped chocolate


  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
  2. Place the softened butter and sugars in your mixing bowl. Using a stand mixer with the paddle attachment, or a hand mixer, cream the ingredients at low speed. Cream the ingredients until the mixture resembles a smooth paste.
  3. Add the egg and vanilla extract and blend at low speed until combined. 
  4. In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, and salt. Add the flour to the butter mixture and mix until just combined. 
  5. Finally, stir in the chocolate chips until they are evenly distributed throughout the cookie dough. 
  6.  Bake the cookies in a preheated oven for 10-12 minutes, or until the edges are firm and the centers are slightly underbaked.

Cute Funny Cookie Quotes

1. C is for cookies. That’s good enough for me.

2. If you give a mouse a cookie…

3. Cookies make the world go round.

4. You’re one tough cookie!

5. Cookies in the morning, and cookies late at night. Cookies all day, here take another bite!

6. Life is short. Eat cookies.

7. You can’t be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude.

8. Hop on the cookie train with me.

9. Cookies are made of butter and love.

10. If there is no happy ending, make one out of cookie dough.

Crumbly Cookie Captions

11. Come to the dark side. We have cookies!

12. Coffee. Milk. Cookies.

13. If we had just one cookie, I’d give you the bigger half.

14. I’m basically a cookie guru.

15. It doesn’t matter what the question is. Cookies are the answer.

16. Live. Love. Cookies.

17. I’m basically a cookie monster.

18. Keep calm and eat cookies.

19. If you can’t change the world with cookies, what’s the point?

20. It’s cookie o’clock.

21. Life is better with fresh baked cookies.

Funny Cookie Quotes

Chocolate Chip Cookie Quotes

22. Eat cookies first.

23. National cookie day is every day in this house.

24. Feeling like one cute cookie.

25. Hello, cookies, it’s me.

26. If you give me a cookie…

27. My favorite color is cookies.

28. Sorry, I’m busy locked in my pantry eating cookies.

29. The fortune you seek is in another cookie.

30. It’s much harder to be sad while eating a cookie.

31. I have a well-balanced diet: a cookie in each hand.

32. The cookies are calling and I must go (to them).

Funny Cookie Quotes

33. Friends are nice, but friends with cookies are better.

34. I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like cookies.

35. Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.

36. When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.

37. No matter how the cookie crumbles, you’re the best person around!

38. When life gives you lemons, toss them aside and make cookies instead.

39. Yesterday, I really wanted cookies. Today, I am eating cookies. Follow your dreams.

40. I don’t share the blame. I don’t share credit. And I don’t share cookies.

41. Should I have a cookie? A memoir.

42. We’re a batch made in heaven!

Love Chocolate Chip Cookie Quotes

43. Cookie baking champion of this kitchen.

44. One tough cookie.

Christmas Cookie Quotes

45. The Grinch better have my cookies ready!

46. You’re the milk to my cookies.

Cookie Captions

47. A balanced diet is a Christmas cookie in each hand.

48. Christmas cookies and happy hearts, this is how the holiday starts.

49. Nothing says home like the smell of baking.

50. If baking is any labor at all, it’s a labor of love. A love that gets passed from generation to generation.

51. Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough, but not baked in the same oven.

52. The pleasure lies not in the cookies, but in the pattern, the crumbs make when the cookies crumble.

Fortune Cookie Quotes

53. Your road to glory will be rocky, but fulfilling.

54. Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.

55. Patience is your alley at the moment. Don’t worry!

56. Nothing is impossible to a willing heart.

57. Don’t worry about money. The best things in life are free.

58. Don’t pursue happiness – create it.

59. Courage is not the absence of fear; it is the conquest of it.

60. All things are difficult before they are easy.

61. The real kindness comes from within you.

More Sweet Quotes You’ll Love to Share

  • Cotton Candy Quotes – When we think of this cloud-like fluffy candy, we think of days at the fair, circus, or other special events and it instantly brings up nostalgic memories of the joy and fun that we experienced. Fun and cotton candy go hand in hand. Aesthetic photos are another thing that comes to mind.  To help you spread joy and happiness all over your Instagram feed we have put together all the cutest cotton candy quotes and captions. These will be perfect if you have photos from the fair, are celebrating National Cotton Candy Day, or just have some cute photos that you want to share. 
  • Sweet Candy Quotes – From jelly beans to marshmallows and chocolate, everyone has a favorite candy that brings them back to the innocence of their childhood! If you want to show your love of your favorite confection on Insta, or share a sweet treat with a friend look no further, we have all the candy quotes you could ever eat!
  • Pie Quotes – Apple pie, cherry pie, pumpkin pie—the ingredients make no difference as long as youre working plenty of mouthwatering baked treats into your holiday diet. And since theres no better time of year to eat pie, theres also no better time to post about all your tasty desserts on Instagram. No matter what type of yummy pastry you prefer this holiday season, keep scrolling for 53 delicious pie quotes for your baker’s heart. Pair these witty words with your perfect pie on Instagram or write them in a card delivered with your fresh handmade goodies.

Cookie Quotes