Inside: Cute Watermelon Quotes & Jokes.
There is nothing sweeter than crunching down on some sweet and juicy watermelon on a hot summer day.
One of my favorite things about summer is keeping our fridge stocked full of fresh watermelon to snack on during the day. Watermelon just makes the summer days sweeter.
Snap the perfect shot of you and your watermelon treat this summer and share with these sweet quotes.
Check out our favorite watermelon quotes that add that extra zing of sweet to your summer post.
Cute Watermelon Quotes
1. Watermelons are smiles of summer.
2. You live as much in me as water in watermelon.
3. You can never be melon-choly in the summertime.
4. Ready to eat all the watermelon this summer.
5. “There were happy days, with watermelon, and sad days of whiskey.”-Lewis Nordan
6. “But I thought that if people behaved like victims they would become victims, if people expected the worst to happen then it invariably did. I could see now how wrong I was.”-Marian Keyes, Watermelon
7. Watermelons need positive self-affirmations too.
8. Pick up a sesame seed but lose sight of a watermelon.
9. “I hated this business of being grown-up. And I hated having to make decisions where I didn’t know what was behind the door. labeled.”-Marian Keyes
10. “You live as much in me like water in watermelon.” — Unknown
Sweet Watermelon Captions + Quotes
11. I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger. Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
12. “And what’s more, watermelon needn’t just be enjoyed as a sweet snack. It works well in dozens of recipes, sweet and savory.”-Gordon Rock
13. Pick up a sesame seed but lose sight of a watermelon.
14. Watermelon is the best flavor of anything. You can’t change my mind.
15. “A watermelon that breaks open by itself tastes better than one cut with a knife.”-Hualing Nieh Engle
16. “Life is like eating a watermelon, you know you’re going to get some seeds just spit them out and take another bite.”-Jeff Steinmann
17. “If you focus on only the seeds in a watermelon, you miss the sweetness of the meat.” – Wally Amos
18. “When one has tasted watermelon, he knows what the angels eat.”-Mark Twain
19. “Onions are the only food that can make you cry.That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.” — Unknown
20. “Two watermelons cannot be held under one arm.” – Turkish Proverb
21. What’s your favorite fruit, and why is it watermelon.
22. When one has tasted watermelon, he knows what the angels eat.
Watermelon Captions for Selfies
23. S-melon like salty hair and ocean air.”
24. We’re very serious about our fruit over here.
25. Peelin’ pretty great about this summer so far.
26. “I’m just really passion(fruit) about summer, OK?!”
27. Why are watermelons the saddest fruit?
28. “Orange you glad I’m making another citrus pun?”
29. When one has tasted watermelon, he knows what the angels eat.
30. “Honey, dew you know when we’re going back to the beach?”
31. Watermelons’ need positive self affirmations too.
Quotes About Watermelon for Summer
32. There were happy days, with watermelon, and sad days of whiskey.
33. You live as much in me as water in watermelon. – Unknown
34. When one has tasted watermelon, he knows what the angels eat.
35. Pick up a sesame seed but lose sight of a watermelon.
36. Watermelons are smile of summer. – Unknown
37. You’re one in a melon.
38. Water-ever, I don’t care if you think I love summer too much.
39. “I just wanna taste it, I just wanna taste it / Watermelon sugar high / Tastes like strawberries on a summer evenin’.” — Harry Edward Styles
40. “Freelance’ means I can take watermelon breaks and no one can yell at me.” ― Mandy Ashcraft
Funny Watermelon Jokes
41. When life gives you melons, you may have dyslexia.
42. Watermelon exists, why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon, and airmelon? The Elemelons.
43. You can never be melon-choly in the summertime.
44. Ready to eat all the watermelon this summer.
Sweet Melon Puns
45. “There were happy days, with watermelon, and sad days of whiskey.”-Lewis Nordan
46. “But I thought that if people behaved like victims they would become victims, if people expected the worst to happen then it invariably did. I could see now how wrong I was.”-Marian Keyes, Watermelon
47. Watermelons need positive self-affirmations too.
48. Pick up a sesame seed but lose sight of a watermelon.
49. “Onions are the only food that can make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.” — Unknown
50. “Two watermelons cannot be held under one arm.” – Turkish Proverb
51. What’s your favorite fruit, and why is it watermelon.
52. When one has tasted watermelon, he knows what the angels eat.
53. You are one in a melon.
More Fun Quotes and Sayings You’ll Love
If you like these sweet watermelon quotes then check out a few more of our favorite sweet sayings and captions.
- Cookie Quotes – There is nothing sweeter than enjoying crispy and chewy cookies. Use these cookie captions to go along with your picture-perfect Insta snap of your favorite cookie recipe. Whether is chocolate chip, peanut butter, or snickerdoodle, these quotes are the perfect combo for your cookie creation!
- Milkshake Quotes – What is better than a nice, creamy, cold milkshake? No matter what your favorite milkshake flavor is, these cute quotes pair perfectly with everyone’s taste. These quotes are perfect to share your milkshake date with on the ‘gram. Make a creamy curate caption with these delicious milkshake quotes that never fail your taste buds.
- Delicious Pie Quotes – Apple pie, cherry pie, pumpkin pie—the ingredients make no difference as long as you‘re working plenty of mouthwatering baked treats into your holiday diet. And since there‘s no better time of year to eat pie, there‘s also no better time to post about all your tasty desserts on Instagram. Pair these witty words with your perfect pie on Instagram or write them in a card delivered with your fresh handmade goodies.
