Inside: Our Favorite Egg Quotes You’ll Crack Up At

We’ve got some cracking egg puns here and that’s no yolk. If these don’t make you come out of your shell and laugh, nothing will. So if you like your jokes funny side up, you’re sure to get egg-cited at these funny egg puns and egg jokes.

Eggs are full of vitamins and proteins; and so they’re good for you. And these hilarious egg puns and jokes are also good for you – after all, laughter is the best medicine! Enjoy them!

Check out our favorite egg quotes and let us know which is your favorite!

Funny Egg Quotes

Positive Egg Quotes

1. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”

2. “It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.” – C.S. Lewis

3. “The present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell.”

4. “Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.” – Mark Twain

5. Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan’s egg.

6.The bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever will be born must destroy a world.

7.Boredom is the dream bird that hatches the egg of experience. A rustling in the leaves drives him away.

8.Remorse, the fatal egg that pleasure laid.

9. What is done is done, and the cracked egg cannot be cured.

Positive Egg Quotes

10. If you count your chickens before they’ve hatched, they won’t lay an egg.

11. Patriotism is a kind of religion; it is the egg from which wars are hatched.

12. Everyone needs time to develop their dreams. An egg in the nest doesn’t become a bird overnight.

13. Each thought that is welcomed and recorded is a nest egg, by the side of which more will be laid.

14. Cherish a heart like you’d carry an egg, cause when it drops it becomes pieces of shell, never to be mended.

15. It was not curiosity that killed the goose who laid the golden egg, but an insatiable greed that devoured common sense.

Green Eggs and Ham Quotes

Check out our favorite Dr. Seuess egg quotes

16. “I do so like green eggs and ham. Thank you! Thank you, Sam-I-am.”

17. “Would you like them in a house? Or would you like them with a mouse?”

18. “Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?”

19. “Say! I like green eggs and ham! I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!”

20. “You may like them. You will see. Maybe you may like them in a tree!”

21. “If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see.”

22. “Would you? Could you? In a car? Eat them! Eat them! Here they are.”

Cracked Egg Sayings

23. “You cannot make an omelet without breaking some eggs”

24. “Probably one of the most private things in the world is an egg until it is broken”

25. “It is computed that eleven thousand persons have at sever times suffered death rather than submit to break their eggs at the small end.”

26. “You crack me up!”

27. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked!”

28. “I was going to tell you a joke about eggs, but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.”

29. “Save an egg, crack a smile”

Egg Quotes Funny

30. “You cannot make an omelet without breaking some eggs”

Egg Quotes Funny

31. Did you get your egg-cercise today?

32. “I’ve benedicted to you!”

33. “I love yolkin’ around with you!”

34. “You look egg-shausted…”

35. “I Couldn’t if I fried”

36. “What did the evil chicken lay?” Deviled Eggs

37. “Have an egg-cellent day!”

Easter Egg Quotes

Be egg-stra special with your Easter quotes and sayings this year. For memorable Easter pictures, you’ll need some clever captions and puns.

38. “Hope you have an egg-stra special Easter!” 

39. “You are egg-ceptional”

40. “You’re a good egg.”

41. “Today was egg-cellent.”

Easter Sayings

42. “I’m so egg-cited, and I just can’t hide it!”

42. “I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it’s not all its cracked up to be.”

44. “You are sp’egg’tacular”

45. “Let’s be egg-stra today”

46. “You are egg-xactly what I need”

47. “Egg-scuse me?”

More Quotes You’ll Love

If you like these egg quotes then check out a few more funny sayings that we love!

  • Funny Teenager Quotes – Being a teenager is filled with ups, downs, and everything in between. From school crushes to your first job, many memorable moments that come with being a teenager. At times, being a teenager can be emotionally taxing. You may feel like you’re carrying the world on your shoulders. These funny teenage quotes are filled with little reminders of life’s funny moments that may bring you a little laugh.
  • National Best Friends Day Quotes for Your BFF – Your friends have been there for you through the hard times, the family drama, the unbreathable bouts of laughter, and all the moments in between. It’s an unconditional kind of love that is often overlooked, but these best friend quotes really sum up all the feelings. Whether you both are attached at the hip, live on opposite sides of the country, don’t see each other as often as you would like to, or talk every single day, there is something for everyone here.
  • Funny Money Quotes – Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the ‘gotta have it’ scale. Finding a balance in a budget can be exhausting. Sometimes the best thing to do when it comes to money is just to laugh a little, am I right? Speaking of laughing a little, we always enjoy a great quote that makes us giggle. That’s why we decided to search for the funniest money quotes that will make that financial stress a little less scary. Check out these 23 totally funny money quotes that are sure to burn a hole in your pocket and let us know your favorite.

Egg Quotes