Inside: 50th Birthday Quotes to Make the Day Special. 

Turning 50 is a big deal. In older days it meant you were beginning the twilight of your life. But these days, people have so much energy, ability to travel and time that turning 50 is a gift to be cherished. These 50th Birthday Quotes are designed to help you cherish those you love with a bit of humor and fun.


We might joke about being old, but we are so proud of the people that we are celebrating. So grab a quote, or make one your own – but celebrate well those that are turning 50!

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50th Birthday Quotes to Make the Day Special

1. 50 is five perfect 10s.

2. Look who’s all grown up and ready for regular colonoscopies.

3. 50 is the new “F” word

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4. Feel better, “F” “I” “F” “T” “Y” is only 14 is Scrabble.

5. I regret to inform you that your 40s have now expired.

6. Life begins at 50!

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7. To be honest, none of really thought you would make it this far…

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8. Happy Birthday to the person who makes 50 look like 25!

9. 50, no no no, you don’t look a day over 49.

10. If you haven’t grown up by 50, you don’t have to!

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11. Great things happened 50 years ago – Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and you were born.

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12. Not 50 years old, half a century young.

13. Age is simply the number of years the world has enjoyed you.

14. Happy 50th Birthday Babe!

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15. “Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.” – Victor Hugo

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16. You must be bursting with wisdom at this point.

17. 50 cheers, and 50 beers to 50 years.

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18. You know you’re 50 when you’re in an elevator when your favorite song comes on.

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19. Fifty never looked so good!

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20. Old age is like underwear… it creeps up on you

21. Now you’re 50 and your back goes out more often than you.

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Like a good whiskey, age only makes you better and more frisky

22. Like a good whiskey, age only makes you better and more frisky.

23. You make 50 look real, damn, good.

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24. Getting old is only bad if it’s something in the Tupperware inside your fridge.

25. Old age is like underwear… it creeps up on you – but not on you of course…

26. So many candles, so little cake.

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27. You aren’t old now, you’re just vintage.

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28. WTF – Who’s Turing Fifty?

29. “Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty” Joan Rivers

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30. Don’t count your candles, just enjoy the glow.

31. Make a Wish! – Happy 50th Birthday!

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