Inside: Funny 40th Birthday Quotes to Laugh Away the Pain.

Turning 40 is a big freaking deal. It’s the first time that many of us genuinely feel old. All of a sudden certain aches and pains start coming in really weird places.


For some reason, you make a sigh every time you get up, and your kids make fun of your age a lot more. But, you know you still got it. If need be you could still pull an all-nighter (ignoring it will take you 3 days to recover) if need be. You can still make it to the gym (if you wanted to). There is still a lot of life to live, but the reality of being old has set in.

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That’s why it’s so fun to poke fun at turning 40. It’s truly the first opportunity we get to make fun of our loved ones for being old. 😉

These Funny 40th Birthday quotes will help you share birthday wishes with your loved ones in a funny, but not too mean way.

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Funny 40th Birthday Quotes to Laugh Away the Pain

1.  They say 40 is the new 30. Please tell that to my knees.

2. Let’s drink some Red, Red Wine. Cause UB40 now.

3.  I regret to inform you, but your 30s have expired.

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4. May the 40s be with you.

5. You’re 40! Halfway between Diapers and Depends.

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6. Congrats on turning 20 for the second time.

7. Damn you make 40 look good!

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8. Let’s grab a cold one for the old one!

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9. Now your twice as fun as a 20-year-old. Just with more back pain.

10. Forty and Foxy!

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11. You’re 40. Which means that in dog years, you’re dead.

12. The best men were born in 1979.

13. Cheers to 40 years!

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14. Holy Shit, you’re old now.

15. Happy 40th Birthday!

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16. 40 isn’t that old if you’re a tree…

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17. Sorry, I’ll speak louder. HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY!

18. Here’s to 29 years, with 11 years of experience.


19. Being 40 means you did you stupid before the internet.

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20. Forty and Fine!

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21. The first 40 years of being a kid are the hardest.

22. At least you’re not as old as you will be next year.

23. Dang girl, you are 40 AF!

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24. Every time a woman turns 40 a cougar is born.

25. Recently updated to version 40.0.

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26. In your 40s you don’t have to drink to feel hungover.

27. Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you.

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28. Time to drink champagne and dance on the table

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29. I cannot think you enough for turning 40 first.

30. Now that you’re 40 you get to start enjoying colonoscopies.

31. Cheers to being 40 and having fun!

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