Inside: 27 Funny Cinco De Mayo Quotes with Grande Images.
Did someone say tacos? Let me be honest, if it involves tacos I am 100% in, ALWAYS. That’s the truth folks, so these funny Cinco de Mayo Quotes are the sour cream to my tacos. 😉 What I’m trying to say is, what better way to celebrate Cinco de Mayo than some funny quotes and some tasty tacos!
Any reason for me to get my hands on tacos and tequila I’ll be there. So Cinco de Mayo is one of my favorite holidays to celebrate with friends and family. There are so many fun ways to say “Let’s Fiesta” check out a few of our favorites!
Funny Cinco de Mayo Quotes
Here are a few of the funniest Cinco de Mayo Quotes! They are guaranteed to make you giggle!
1. Fiesta like there’s no Manana.
2. Drinko de Mayo
3. I’m in a serious relation-chip!
4. All you need is a Fiesta!
5. Nacho average Senorita
6. Yeah, Yeah, we know the Guac is extra.
7. I’m DTF – Down to Fiesta
8. “I hate Cinco de Mayo,” Said no Juan Ever!
9. Life is a Fiesta
10. In Queso an emergency, pray to Cheesus!
Let’s Taco bout some Cinco de Mayo Quotes
You know I HAVE to have a section dedicated all to my dear sweet Taco lovers, like my self! Whether you like them crunchy or soft here are a few of my favorite Cinco de Mayo taco-inspired quotes!
11. I wonder if Tacos think about me too.
12. I’m just here for the tacos.
13. Tacos Give Me Life
14. A well-balanced diet is a taco in each hand.
15. Taco bout a party
16. Wild about Tacos
17. Bring me some Tacos, Bitchatchos
18. The Tacos are calling and I must go!
19. Happy Taco Day. Lettuce Celebrate!
20. All I care about is Tacos, and like 3 people.
Tequila Made Me Do It
Ah, we have all blamed Tequila for some bad choices in our life, just me? ahh. Anyway here are a few of the funniest tequila quotes for you Cinco de Mayo festivities!
21. Tequila is my spirit animal.
22. But First, Tequila!
23. This Tequila tastes like I’m a really good dancer.
24. You should definitely dance on that table. – Tequila
25. Keep Calm and Drink Tequila
26. All things are possible with Tequila and Tacos!
27. Stop trying to make everyone happy, you’re not Tequila or Tacos!
More Funny Quote Inspiration
The fun doesn’t stop with these amazing Cinco de Mayo quotes, trust me. Here are a few more of our favorite quote ideas!
- Funny St. Patricks Day Quotes – Pick out your cutest green get up and let’s PARTY! These St. Patricks Day quotes are the PERFECT inspo for all your St. Patty’s day plans. We have the best St. Patricks Day quotes for parties, lovers, friends, and even those few that are a little less spirited. So get inspired and HAVE FUN!
- Beautiful Quotes Everyone Needs to Hear – Sometimes we want to tell someone exactly how beautiful they are, but struggle for the words. Listen, we all aren’t William Shakespeare okay! Yet, we really desire the ones we love to know how beautiful they are on the inside and out. These “You Are So Beautiful” Quotes look to help you capture just the right words to express your love and the beauty of the other. The world needs everyone to truly understand how beautiful they are on the inside and out, and we hope these quotes can help encourage everyone to share that with someone special!
- Funny 40th Birthday Quotes – Turning 40 is a big freaking deal. It’s the first time that many of us genuinely feel old. All of a sudden certain aches and pains start coming in really weird places.
- Summer Quotes – Can you believe it’s almost summer. Kids are happy because of no school. Parents are freaking out because they don’t know what to do with their kids all summer. Recent graduates are now facing the reality that summer doesn’t mean a break anymore.
Adios, Until Next Time
Use these quotes for signs, Social Media posts, or the perfect saying for your Fiesta shirt. There is so much fun to be had with these crazy Cinco de Mayo quotes. From tacos to tequila, and everything in between, we hope these quotes bring a little more fun to your fiesta!
Let us know in the comments your favorite Cinco de Mayo quote and how do you use them? We love to hear from you!