Inside: 79 Funny Fathers Day Quotes 2020!

Everyone loves a good Dad joke, am I right? This Fathers Day make your Dad laugh with these 79 funny Fathers Day quotes 2020! They are the perfect way to tell Dad just how much you love him by also giving him a good chuckle. A Dad’s bond is one of the most cherished relationships you could have, so make sure to show him just how much it means to you this year!

Funny Fathers Day Quotes 2020

Funny Fathers Day Quotes 2020

These funny Fathers day quotes 2020 are SO funny, I just couldn’t keep for laughing. Your dad is sure to love these!

1. I love how we don’t need to say out loud that I am your favorite child. Happy Father’s Day!

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2. Dear Dad, for Father’s Day I hope you enjoy this nice present that I bought with your money. Happy Father’s Day!

3. Please accept this card as a token of my poverty. Happy Father’s Day!

4. I thought long and hard about the perfect Father’s Day gift for you and then I realized that the perfect gift is me, a child who is charming, witty, and gorgeous. Happy Father’s Day!

5. Dear Dad, thanks for never abandoning our family, especially when things were getting crazy, especially when I was the cause of most of the craziness. Happy Father’s Day!

6. Thank you, Dad, for killing all of those spiders. You are a real hero. Happy Father’s Day!

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7. Dear Dad, thank you for being so successful that you will never have to move in with me when you are old. I really appreciate it. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dads make us laugh all the time, this year give him a good chuckle with these funny Fathers day quotes 2020!

8. Without me, this day would not mean much, would it? So I guess what I am trying to say is “you’re welcome.” Happy Father’s Day!

9.  My Dad has the most awesome daughter in the world.

10. I smile because you are my dad. I laugh because there is nothing that you can do about it. Happy Father’s Day!

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11.Thank you for killing all of the spiders and chasing away all the monsters in my closet. I will always think of you as fearless. Happy Father’s Day!

12. Thank you, Dad, for carrying me on your shoulders and letting me stand on your feet while we danced. Happy Father’s Day!

13. My Dad has the best son in the world. Happy Father’s Day to the world’s best dad from the world’s best son!

14. Happy Father’s Day to the coolest Dad ever!

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Fathers Day Quotes 2020

I think these might be my all-time favorite Fathers day quotes! They are so funny and a funny way to say Happy Fathers day 2020!

15. You’re the man,  an old man, but the Man! Happy Fathers Day!

16. Your pull out game is weak.

17. Dad, you’re one of my favorite parents.

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18. Happy Father’s Day, Dad! I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Of course, nobody’s offered me anything.

19. As far as Fathers go, I guess I could have done a lot worse.

20. I hope this Father’s Day is as fun as your life before kids.

21. Dad… without you I wouldn’t be here, and that would suck.

22. You had a Dad bod before it was cool!

23. I am honored to be your loin fruit.

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More Funny Fathers Day Quotes

As if there wasn’t enough laughing already check out a few more funny Fathers day quotes 2020 that we love!

 

 

A Few More Quotes that We Love

Now that we have funny Fathers day quotes 2020 covered, here are a few more quotes that we think you will love!

  • Adventurous Hiking Quotes – I don’t know about you but I love a good adventure. Crisp air, birds chirping, and a great hike is all the makings for a great for me! There is something so refreshing about a great adventure, no matter how big or small! I love a smooth Sunday afternoon stroll at our local hiking path to tackling a big rocky mountain! If you love hiking and fun adventures check out these amazing 25 Hiking Quotes!
  • Cute Birthday Quotes – Sometimes finding the right way to wish someone a Happy Birthday can be pretty difficult. Maybe your not the best with words. Maybe you don’t want to be too funny, or too sentimental, but want to find just the right words to say.
  • Vegan Quotes – We have compiled these Vegan quotes to do just that. Maybe you need one of these reminders today (or every day). Maybe you have a friend that needs to be encouraged by one of these quotes.

I hope these funny Fathers day quotes 2020 give you the perfect words to say to your Dad this year! Let us know in the comments your favorite!