Inside: Lovely llama Quotes
Is there anything cuter than a fuzzy llama? The adorable animal has had a resurgence in popularity in the last few years, and it’s easy to see why.
They are so fun to watch and make an adorable cartoon.
If you want to show off your llama love, here are adorable llama quotes, captions and sayings!
Adorable Quotes About Llamas
1. Don’t be a drama llama!
2. Save the drama for your llama!
3. “May the llama of happiness forever spit in your direction.” -Unknown
4. You are llamazing!
5. Be like the llama: climb mountains, hold your head high and don’t spit into the wind.
6. “Bad time to be a llama.”
“Is there ever a good time, really?” -Cassandra Clare
7. Not my prob-llama.
8. Mama llama ain’t got time for your drama!
9. I just really like llamas, ok?
10. Keep calm and love llamas!
11. “If we all end up as llamas, I’m going to spend the rest of my life following you around saying ‘I told you so’ in llama-ese.” -Julie Kagawa
Llamas with Hats Movie Quotes
Llamas with Hats is a Dark Comedy animated web series created by Jason Steele of FilmCow. The series features two llamas, both wearing hats. Paul accuses Carl of committing a horrible crime. Carl’s crimes become worse and worse with each episode. Though dark, it did produce some funny quotes.
12. “I’m coming in, Paul! I’m sorry if this violates your restraining order, but it’s important!” -Carl
13. “That was a foot—I appear to have swallowed an entire person.” -Carl
14. “My stomach was makin’ the rumblies that only hands could satisfy.” -Carl
15. “I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.” -Carl
16. “I don’t kill people. That is—that is my least favorite thing to do.” -Carl
17. “Carl, there is a dead human in our house.” -Paul
18. “You were headbutting children off the side of the ship!” -Paul
19. “I am a rascal—just a no-good trouble maker, that’s me.” -Carl
20. “You know what’s gross? Your attitude.” -Carl
21. “Well, I was hungry and you know, when you crave hands.” -Carl
22. “Carl. We’re supposed to be on vacation.” -Paul
Funny Llama Phrases
23. “Llamas can drive—they just don’t know it yet.” -Llama Queen
24. “And I will bring a llama into the place where you sleep and make sure that it urinates on everything you possess.” -Cassandra Clare
25. “The llama felt extremely irritable and itchy. He probably had fleece.” -Unknown
26. Hold up, llama be right back!
27. “The llama couldn’t see because someone pulled the wool over his eyes.” -Unknown
28. What happens when you get stuck between two llamas? You get llamanated.
29. Why did the llama win the rap battle? Because he was good at spitting.
30. What do you call two llamas standing next to a bell? Llama llama ding dong.
31. “The two llamas who stood close were within spitting distance.” -Unknown
32. “A llama who reads a lot is wool-versed.” -Unknown
33. “I tossed out my husband eight years ago and got a llama instead. Best decision I ever made.” -Jodi Picoult
34. What did the llama say when she was invited to the picnic? Alpaca sandwich.
Instagram Captions to Show Your Llama Love
35. Just a girl who loves llamas!
36. Spit happens
37. Llamas will steal your heart.
38. Have you ever booped a llama snoot?
39. Tag your llama loving friends!
40. Llamas are made for snuggles.
41. We had a llama fun!
42. Llama hair, don’t care.
43. My llama doesn’t like you.
Adorable Llama Sayings
44. “I can’t envision life without llamas,” -Richard Snyder
45. A whole llama learning going on!
47. “If I ever become a king, I’m totally going to ask him for an army of giant golden acid-spitting llamas. Okay, sorry. I got distracted again.”-Rick Riordan
48. Mama llama and baby llama.
49. Llama just say…I think you’re fabulous!
50. “No more of this llama drama!” -Anna Dewdney
51. “The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man.”-Hilaire Belloc
52. “There is nothing like a llama—well, maybe an alpaca. But they’re kinda like trademarks of llamas.” -Llama Queen
53. “Save your drama for a llama because Hollywood is miles and miles away!” -Timothy Pina
54. “I don’t care if you’re a Tangent or a really smart llama. You’re my friend and that’s all that matters.” -James Dashner
Clever Llama Captions
55. “As a last resort he went up to the mountains and played there. Magnus was sure that the llama stampede he witnessed was a coincidence. The llamas could not be judging him.” -Cassandra Clare
56. “So yeah, we put llamas everywhere. That was us. We just liked looking at them, so we bred about six million and spread them around.” -Dave Eggers
57. Llama said there will be days like this.
58. Llamas make me happy. You, not so much.
59. I llove you llots!
60. Llama mia! Here I go again.
61. Llama Lover parking only. Violators will be spit on!
62. I loved llamas before it was cool.
63. Always be yourself. Unless you can be a llama, then be a llama.
64. “A tiger would birth a baby llama sooner than Rose would be barefoot in a dirty club.” -Krista Ritchie
65. Mess with the llama, you get the drama!
66. You’re a whole llama fun!
67. Como te llamas?