Inside: 23 Funny Teacher Quotes + Silly Images to Share. 

There is something absolutely magical about a good teacher. We all can remember those teachers whose kindness touched our hearts. Our teachers have such a weight on their shoulders that often gets overlooked.  Teaching is a lot of hard work often with little appreciation, but there’s still lots to love!

Bring a smile to your favorite teacher’s face with these funny teacher quotes. Whether it’s the kids, the endless meetings, or the nature of the job itself, you can find humor in all of it! Laughter really can be the best medicine. These quotes are perfect to keep a light heart through the tougher days. Post them on your bulletin board, in the teacher’s lounge, or share with your teacher BFF.

These funny teacher quotes are a fun way to bring a smile to you or your favorite teacher’s face! Share them and get a good laugh.

Funny Teacher Quotes

Totally Funny Teacher Quotes

1. Ask yourself: ‘Do I feel the need to laminate?’ Then teaching is for you.

2. Teaching is a walk in the park… If that park is Jurassic Park.

3. Teacher? I prefer the term Educational Rockstar.

Teacher Quotes to Make You Laugh

4. Not to brag but my teacher’s voice is good enough to make the class next door quiet down.

5. It takes a big heart and a large, extra-strong coffee to shape little minds.

6. If the things that ran through my head came out of my mouth while teaching, there’s no way I’d still have a job…

7. It’s okay if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart, we still love them.

Funny Teacher Quotes

8. Teaching is hard because it matters.

Laugh with these Funny Teacher Quotes

9. Teaching is like hiking up an erupting volcano, during a hurricane, while being chased by dinosaurs.

10. If Friday had a face, I would kiss it.

Teacher Quotes For Friday

11. Nacho average teacher

12. Writing with a fresh expo marker is like crawling into a bed made up with sheets fresh from the dryer.

13. You know what takes longer than a kid telling a story? Nothing!

14. Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.

15. Y’all gonna make me lose my mind up in here, up in here!

16. Keep calm and pretend this is on the lesson plan.

17. Get your CRAY – on!

Crayon Quote

Funny Friday Day Quotes

What teacher doesn’t love Friday? These funny teacher Friday quotes are the perfect way to end a long week.

18. Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday.

19. May today be the Fridayest Friday that ever Fridayed.

Funny Friday Quotes

20. “But it’s Friday” is a valid excuse for almost anything today.

21. Coffee tastes better on Fridays.

22. I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 pm on Friday.

23. You deserve a round of applause cause you made it to Friday alive!

Friday Sayings

More Quotes for Teachers You’ll Love

If you like these funny teacher quotes, then you will love these other sweet teacher messages!

  • Teacher Appreciation Quotes – We all have that one teacher who changed our lives or the lives of our kids. Sometimes sharing exactly how you feel can be tough, but with these, but these 55 awesome Teacher Appreciation Quotes sharing your appreciation (even from home!) can be a little easier.
  • Thank you Teacher Quotes – There is something absolutely magical about a good teacher. We all can remember those teachers whose kindness touched our hearts. Some of us are now parents who get to watch as our children get to have a relationship with a special teacher. These “Thank You Teacher Quotes” are designed to help celebrate the special teachers in our lives. Perhaps you want to thank your child’s new teacher, or an old one of yours. It could be that you want to inspire a teacher friend or two.
  • Retirement Teacher Quotes – We all have had that one teacher that taught us more than just words in a book. They taught us about life, growing, and becoming a better human beings. That is why it is so hard when such an influential person decides to retire from their service. It’s such a bittersweet moment, we are so happy for them and yet so sad to see them go. Here are 43 Retirement Quotes for Teachers that show just how much you appreciate everything they have done through the years!