Inside: 25 Funny Coffee Quotes.

If you’re like me then you have the same need for caffeine as I do to survive! I like a nice tall, hot cup of joe every morning. Who am I kidding I usually have to have one every mid-afternoon as well! I know, I know, it’s a bad habit but listen a girl has to do what a girl has to do!

So to laugh through my crazy caffeine addiction I have put together a list of 25 funny coffee quotes, to make myself feel a little better! Enjoy!

Funny Coffee Quotes

Funny Coffee Quotes

These funny coffee quotes are the perfect read during your morning cup of joe. They will give you good laugh and an extra kick with that espresso!

1. Inhale caffeine, exhale negativity!

2. How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very Seriously.

3. You can’t make everyone happy, you are not coffee.

4. I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.

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5. I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

6. My morning coffee makes me feel like I have my shit together. I don’t But it feels like I do.!

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7. Resting coffee face

8. I like coffee and maybe 3 people.

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Tall, dark, and hot is how I like my coffee, add a little bit of fun and you have the best funny coffee quotes on the web! I love a great funny joke or quote and these top quotes gave me quit the giggle!

9. OCD: Obsessive Coffee Disorder

10. Coffee and dogs make the world go round.

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11. In coffee we trust.

12. A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

13. Coffee doesn’t ask silly questions. Coffee understands.

14. Coffee: The vodka of the morning.

15. Drink your coffee. It’s chaos out there!

16. Support your local caffeine dealers!

17. Coffee is like a high five in your mouth.

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Sometimes that to-do list is way longer than we would like, that is when drowning ourselves in a caffeine-filled cup of coffee helps us check those tasks off the list! Here are a few more funny coffee quotes to help you through your day!

18. I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship.

19. Coffee. Smile. Laugh. Repeat.

20. When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.

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21. Can I call you back in a few cups of coffee?

22. Follow your heart, but take coffee with you.

23. Your beautiful day starts with coffee.

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24. No coffee. No workee.

25. Changing the world starts with coffee!

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If you like these funny coffee quotes, you will love these other fun quotes. Here are a few of our favorites!

  • Live in the Moment Quotes – These Live in the Moment Quotes are designed to inspire and encourage to live in the riches that today has to offer you. Whether it is forgiving the past, or telling your excuses they aren’t welcome anymore – today, use these quotes to take a step towards living in the moment.
  • Missionary Quotes – Being a Missionary is a great calling. Many of your friends and family think you are a weirdo that begs people for money. Many people at church think you are off vacationing, and many of the people you are trying to reach want nothing to do with you. But God sees you and often surprises you with encouragement as you follow his calling on your lives.
  • Rock Bottom Quotes – Hitting rock bottom is never pretty. No one is ever grateful and happy when they have lost everything. But for many of us, we look back with fondness over time in life where we were on the mat being counted out. We smile when we think of how it felt, and how we vowed to never feel like that again.

Cheers to a warm cup of coffee and a good laugh at these funny coffee quotes for all! Let us know in the comments how you like your coffee!